And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24999. | Murad (muradshaweesh) | 71.17 | 96% | 2019-05-05 |
| 25000. | Yoongo (yoongo) | 71.17 | 90% | 2015-10-22 |
| 25001. | Bilal (bilalahmad6600) | 71.17 | 96% | 2012-11-10 |
| 25002. | vamsi (vamsibharadwaj) | 71.16 | 97% | 2022-11-21 |
| 25003. | Shukhrat (shux121995) | 71.16 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 25004. | Inigo (brotheringo) | 71.16 | 96% | 2021-05-31 |
| 25005. | Vi (thevi25) | 71.16 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 25006. | christine (ccsisters) | 71.16 | 94% | 2016-10-07 |
| 25007. | bLiss (similar) | 71.16 | 96% | 2014-12-29 |
| 25008. | lavan (lavangiriece) | 71.15 | 97% | 2018-07-30 |
| 25009. | Kyozō (thegiantchip) | 71.15 | 94% | 2019-03-06 |
| 25010. | Joseph (mrpuffels) | 71.15 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 25011. | Eric (dogsbollocks) | 71.15 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 25012. | Josiah (jo_kr) | 71.15 | — | 2010-11-08 |
| 25013. | gio (crazyoig) | 71.15 | — | 2011-03-03 |
| 25014. | Kohei (honzuki) | 71.15 | 91% | 2014-12-18 |
| 25015. | timmy (timmy14) | 71.14 | 98% | 2021-09-19 |
| 25016. | Zachary (zdenison98) | 71.14 | 95% | 2015-04-20 |
| 25017. | Kollol (cyanomax) | 71.14 | 93% | 2016-12-05 |
| 25018. | Ivan_Eagle (ivan_julia) | 71.14 | 96% | 2021-11-04 |
| 25019. | Bruce (iamlung) | 71.14 | 94% | 2017-01-10 |
| 25020. | Lösälgen (losaglen) | 71.13 | 92% | 2012-04-30 |
| 25021. | Charlie (clzttt) | 71.13 | 97.2% | 2023-07-12 |
| 25022. | Sandor (sandraw_hu) | 71.13 | 96% | 2020-11-08 |
| 25023. | dragonz (imdragonz) | 71.13 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 25024. | Sam (eshawpe) | 71.13 | 95% | 2017-02-21 |
| 25025. | Jonathan (minifoke) | 71.13 | 94% | 2013-01-18 |
| 25026. | Sachin (letsreach100wpm) | 71.12 | 97% | 2023-02-11 |
| 25027. | xenxa (xenxa) | 71.12 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 25028. | stratos (stratosss) | 71.12 | — | 2009-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |