And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26754. | (puddingandpie) | 67.94 | 95% | 2023-02-18 |
| 26755. | Keji (keji030) | 67.94 | 87% | 2014-06-12 |
| 26756. | ⠀ (ksven) | 67.94 | 98% | 2019-08-16 |
| 26757. | mengo (schmooptheguy) | 67.94 | 97% | 2018-10-18 |
| 26758. | Andrea (nair) | 67.94 | — | 2011-04-20 |
| 26759. | LEKO (lekolul) | 67.93 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
| 26760. | hi (hi__) | 67.93 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 26761. | W. (peachypoh) | 67.93 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 26762. | em (mnnm) | 67.93 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
| 26763. | John (johnojetunde) | 67.92 | 99% | 2019-06-24 |
| 26764. | Kevorkian (qnoops) | 67.92 | 86% | 2016-02-10 |
| 26765. | Camp (campes) | 67.92 | — | 2010-07-23 |
| 26766. | PewPew (suntanscanman) | 67.92 | 92% | 2017-03-07 |
| 26767. | Mattias (matteusmauritz) | 67.92 | 97% | 2011-06-11 |
| 26768. | Kannan (kannan12) | 67.92 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
| 26769. | ♘ ℙяαвнαт (dawnavd) | 67.92 | 94% | 2014-04-13 |
| 26770. | knonji (konji) | 67.91 | 96% | 2023-01-17 |
| 26771. | AAA (jfpnq3owryhtgqlafha) | 67.91 | 99% | 2022-03-30 |
| 26772. | Ivan (ivan_h) | 67.91 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 26773. | Amanda (aj1111) | 67.91 | 98% | 2013-04-21 |
| 26774. | Patrick (ricccccckkkkkk) | 67.91 | 94% | 2020-11-18 |
| 26775. | weaboo (pooffy) | 67.91 | 96% | 2019-04-07 |
| 26776. | Fadil (fadil_ilham) | 67.91 | 90% | 2014-12-19 |
| 26777. | Sisbug4 (sisbug4) | 67.90 | 92% | 2012-03-21 |
| 26778. | Adwin (adwxnz) | 67.90 | 97% | 2022-06-17 |
| 26779. | ShanCS (shancs) | 67.90 | 95% | 2022-03-31 |
| 26780. | Amangus (phsycomonkek1) | 67.90 | 96% | 2021-07-16 |
| 26781. | winter (enjjj) | 67.90 | 98% | 2018-01-20 |
| 26782. | Edijs (mrted) | 67.90 | 95% | 2016-06-21 |
| 26783. | Kirill (kirkva) | 67.90 | 93% | 2012-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |