I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6594. | Aeon (aeonoftruth) | 99.46 | 97% | 2022-04-24 |
| 6595. | Rasmus (jinxyz420) | 99.46 | 98.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 6596. | Vidmantas (pijokash) | 99.45 | 99% | 2020-02-03 |
| 6597. | 港女 (hkgal) | 99.45 | 96% | 2017-04-26 |
| 6598. | Soilo (hansoilo) | 99.44 | 98% | 2017-10-02 |
| 6599. | Apprentoc (apprentoc) | 99.43 | 99% | 2022-01-31 |
| 6600. | Gerard (gerdperez) | 99.43 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
| 6601. | George (georgehajnal) | 99.43 | 99% | 2024-07-25 |
| 6602. | George (justgeo) | 99.42 | 98% | 2024-10-16 |
| 6603. | Alex (m3hran80) | 99.42 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 6604. | Jerry (jzhu97) | 99.42 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 6605. | dileepthoutam (dileepthoutam) | 99.41 | 99% | 2022-11-05 |
| 6606. | SkyKatsura (skykatsura) | 99.41 | 98.2% | 2023-11-10 |
| 6607. | Andres (lobosolitario) | 99.40 | 99% | 2025-04-29 |
| 6608. | Luan (luan0763) | 99.39 | 100% | 2017-06-12 |
| 6609. | Bleh (entropian) | 99.39 | 100% | 2019-03-01 |
| 6610. | Golden (golden99) | 99.38 | 99% | 2023-03-18 |
| 6611. | Henrik (iupgrade) | 99.38 | 99% | 2021-06-06 |
| 6612. | Michael (ezykielue) | 99.37 | 99% | 2021-12-08 |
| 6613. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 99.36 | 98.8% | 2025-01-06 |
| 6614. | Snader (mrsander) | 99.36 | 96% | 2023-05-24 |
| 6615. | Pedraam (pedraam) | 99.36 | 99% | 2017-04-20 |
| 6616. | Flipper (flipperpt) | 99.35 | 98% | 2022-02-11 |
| 6617. | Tibbies (tibbies) | 99.35 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 6618. | gt2 (killawhale425) | 99.35 | 98% | 2018-11-07 |
| 6619. | Chandler (blurreh) | 99.35 | 97% | 2018-10-04 |
| 6620. | Julie (jxlieh) | 99.34 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
| 6621. | Evan (__evab__) | 99.33 | 98.2% | 2024-06-25 |
| 6622. | Tim (tigothy) | 99.33 | 98% | 2020-10-14 |
| 6623. | Arctixel (gongshang) | 99.33 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |