So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16272. | Jennifer (jennifrawr) | 74.42 | 93% | 2012-05-10 |
| 16273. | Cory (elqmilq) | 74.42 | 98% | 2014-04-15 |
| 16274. | Jeremy (leyden05) | 74.41 | 97% | 2023-06-12 |
| 16275. | Taru (tarukwon) | 74.41 | 99% | 2021-09-09 |
| 16276. | Melody (melody313) | 74.41 | 95% | 2017-02-20 |
| 16277. | Rafee (rafeesamith) | 74.41 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 16278. | UReal (chc39615) | 74.41 | 98% | 2023-07-25 |
| 16279. | Max Verstappen (algebromaths) | 74.41 | 96% | 2020-03-12 |
| 16280. | Ohm (ohmstar123) | 74.41 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 16281. | Hakan (zaga34) | 74.41 | — | 2009-09-14 |
| 16282. | Akshay (sharma.akshay3@gmai... | 74.41 | — | 2010-11-28 |
| 16283. | BlueFalcon (brightfututre@g... | 74.41 | 98% | 2014-02-05 |
| 16284. | _les_ (_les_) | 74.41 | 100% | 2018-01-07 |
| 16285. | Nico (nicosonyx) | 74.40 | 91% | 2016-10-17 |
| 16286. | Mircox (mircozen) | 74.40 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 16287. | Nick (nick1347) | 74.40 | 97% | 2020-05-16 |
| 16288. | alam (alamjael) | 74.39 | 98.8% | 2023-10-23 |
| 16289. | Amor (itsamoreh) | 74.39 | 99% | 2021-04-07 |
| 16290. | Alexander (fowz) | 74.39 | 95% | 2014-10-06 |
| 16291. | Tasmaniac (tasmanias) | 74.39 | 94% | 2019-03-11 |
| 16292. | iubyont (iubyont) | 74.39 | 94% | 2011-06-03 |
| 16293. | JV (jibs12) | 74.39 | 99% | 2020-08-11 |
| 16294. | Stevie (fulladterrorist) | 74.38 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 16295. | soda, pop, tonic ( which on... | 74.38 | 95% | 2022-04-02 |
| 16296. | 🔰Cosmeen (mcpotato) | 74.38 | 96% | 2023-03-05 |
| 16297. | Vince (vin_man101) | 74.38 | 96% | 2014-04-06 |
| 16298. | Matt (yankeews27) | 74.38 | 96% | 2016-06-05 |
| 16299. | mhee (hangzoon) | 74.38 | 97% | 2018-07-19 |
| 16300. | Anna (amd617) | 74.38 | 94% | 2016-04-26 |
| 16301. | Eddie (veesmil) | 74.37 | 94% | 2022-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |