The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21258. | Christian (xiiination) | 69.74 | 90% | 2016-07-13 |
| 21259. | Arjun (arjunpdl) | 69.74 | 98% | 2022-12-24 |
| 21260. | ejay (ejaydator) | 69.74 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 21261. | nan (nandhubal) | 69.74 | 98% | 2012-01-31 |
| 21262. | Luis (luisfentanes) | 69.74 | 98% | 2015-10-05 |
| 21263. | Hong (glitterstargal) | 69.73 | 99% | 2013-11-30 |
| 21264. | Phil (phibit) | 69.73 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 21265. | Jeff (navigation07) | 69.73 | 96% | 2022-02-02 |
| 21266. | lev (zoevespa) | 69.73 | 98% | 2022-05-08 |
| 21267. | Tom (voiovinili) | 69.73 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| 21268. | Razor (razorsharpz) | 69.73 | 95% | 2021-07-19 |
| 21269. | dai (luudai) | 69.73 | — | 2010-01-15 |
| 21270. | Sriram (sriram) | 69.73 | — | 2009-05-26 |
| 21271. | czvzxc (singhap) | 69.73 | 95% | 2017-01-23 |
| 21272. | jack (jackmort) | 69.73 | — | 2010-06-02 |
| 21273. | dunil (duniltmg1) | 69.73 | 94% | 2015-04-10 |
| 21274. | Amit (_amit_) | 69.72 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 21275. | AD (adbmil) | 69.72 | 94% | 2015-05-18 |
| 21276. | brad (ztro) | 69.72 | 98% | 2013-03-27 |
| 21277. | Rhexis (itzmezero) | 69.72 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
| 21278. | Tina (archetype90) | 69.72 | 91% | 2017-01-04 |
| 21279. | Ognjen (lesinar) | 69.71 | 96% | 2013-08-24 |
| 21280. | Sanyog (slamsal1) | 69.71 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 21281. | federico023 (federico023) | 69.71 | 95% | 2023-09-30 |
| 21282. | Aleksi (pesosamu) | 69.71 | 89% | 2015-05-11 |
| 21283. | yemsauce TGG-2TRC66VCTH (th... | 69.70 | 93% | 2019-11-24 |
| 21284. | namdo (huynhnamdo96) | 69.70 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
| 21285. | keith (packswim) | 69.70 | 95% | 2013-02-14 |
| 21286. | (bdivyamsh) | 69.70 | 92% | 2014-09-17 |
| 21287. | xuanlam (xuanlam211) | 69.70 | 96% | 2011-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |