I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13357. | redboyofgoo (redboyofgoo) | 81.29 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 13358. | CaccMann (aloned) | 81.29 | 97% | 2018-02-15 |
| 13359. | cam (megumin23) | 81.28 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 13360. | slow_typer (noob_at_typing__) | 81.27 | 96.6% | 2024-01-08 |
| 13361. | 9 (kafka8) | 81.27 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
| 13362. | Wee (weedeathtohands) | 81.26 | 96% | 2025-11-06 |
| 13363. | Advisora (advisora) | 81.26 | 98% | 2023-07-25 |
| 13364. | edward (yeti509) | 81.25 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 13365. | Someone (ibetimyoungerthanu) | 81.25 | 97% | 2018-04-11 |
| 13366. | xngtng (xngtng) | 81.24 | 95.7% | 2025-05-10 |
| 13367. | Rissy (rissy1819) | 81.24 | 97% | 2025-05-05 |
| 13368. | Noob (noob_racer1) | 81.24 | 98% | 2021-09-05 |
| 13369. | James (jwjr) | 81.24 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 13370. | bag (bagduster) | 81.24 | 98% | 2023-03-23 |
| 13371. | Ryan (godawesome) | 81.24 | 98% | 2017-11-05 |
| 13372. | Andres (avillarreal) | 81.24 | 96% | 2017-05-30 |
| 13373. | tysoony (tysoony) | 81.23 | 98% | 2025-11-21 |
| 13374. | Eren Yeager (itzadit) | 81.23 | 97.6% | 2023-10-23 |
| 13375. | Janis (janisl1993) | 81.23 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
| 13376. | Cite (cite_berlin) | 81.23 | 97% | 2017-09-04 |
| 13377. | Rishabh (360_slowpoke) | 81.23 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 13378. | Hazaye. (soxsify) | 81.22 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| 13379. | Zong (helpmeplsss) | 81.22 | 96% | 2020-06-29 |
| 13380. | MealieMeals (mealiemeals) | 81.21 | 98.3% | 2024-09-19 |
| 13381. | t (tgowda) | 81.21 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 13382. | Courtney (croy726) | 81.21 | 100% | 2021-08-04 |
| 13383. | Unequaled (unequaled) | 81.21 | 98% | 2017-05-30 |
| 13384. | Clayton (bhsoccerpunk11) | 81.21 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 13385. | Yosri (yosri) | 81.21 | 96% | 2018-03-14 |
| 13386. | Anurag (mak42) | 81.20 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |