Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5615. | Simon (plantsdragon) | 45.63 | 95% | 2020-10-11 |
| 5616. | Wendy (crystalblue123) | 45.60 | 96% | 2019-12-05 |
| 5617. | Ganesh (ganeshadsul) | 45.59 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 5618. | Mahedi (12362) | 45.57 | 95% | 2019-01-30 |
| 5619. | Tommy (mechtech27) | 45.57 | 93% | 2019-12-22 |
| 5620. | Christopher (jazzy_dawson) | 45.56 | 97% | 2018-05-24 |
| 5621. | Woland (thewoland) | 45.52 | 96% | 2019-01-08 |
| 5622. | Wyman (speedy_boi420) | 45.51 | 93% | 2019-07-26 |
| 5623. | Ad (shmldb) | 45.51 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 5624. | nyet (slickman) | 45.50 | 93% | 2020-05-16 |
| 5625. | Gabriel (neutrale) | 45.48 | 93% | 2020-11-08 |
| 5626. | Bryan (spdpnd98) | 45.47 | 95% | 2018-10-15 |
| 5627. | Habib R. (rabby1997) | 45.42 | 95% | 2018-04-05 |
| 5628. | mariaguadaloppe (mariaguada... | 45.42 | 96% | 2019-10-20 |
| 5629. | Pintu (pintukanjia) | 45.42 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 5630. | Diego (diego0718) | 45.42 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 5631. | Quang (itsweep) | 45.39 | 95% | 2020-10-11 |
| 5632. | slow kid (usernotavailable2... | 45.38 | 95% | 2020-06-08 |
| 5633. | Genesis (gbarr60) | 45.30 | 96% | 2019-11-12 |
| 5634. | Andre (derzy) | 45.28 | 97% | 2020-07-13 |
| 5635. | Wesley (wesleynepo) | 45.26 | 96% | 2020-01-03 |
| 5636. | merrydukes (merrydukes) | 45.21 | 97% | 2019-06-17 |
| 5637. | Nawaraj Bista (nawaking) | 45.20 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
| 5638. | Marten (martentonsau) | 45.20 | 95% | 2018-12-22 |
| 5639. | rohil (rohildatt) | 45.20 | 96% | 2019-10-02 |
| 5640. | L (sirwolf) | 45.13 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
| 5641. | Francis (softhatchet) | 45.10 | 95% | 2019-12-29 |
| 5642. | Hussein (ajaguar) | 45.09 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
| 5643. | m3rTy (m3rtyistaken) | 45.07 | 95% | 2020-12-12 |
| 5644. | qiessy (qiessy) | 45.07 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |