I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9500. | Laurens (itstrend) | 86.86 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 9501. | Jeff (jerithgeros) | 86.86 | 98% | 2020-05-12 |
| 9502. | Cooper (cooperlouth90) | 86.86 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 9503. | Tong (tongvu) | 86.85 | 98% | 2020-01-02 |
| 9504. | Liam (retrorocker) | 86.85 | 96% | 2019-05-09 |
| 9505. | Ryo (itzroseblack) | 86.85 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
| 9506. | Paul Bunyan (paulbunyansmut) | 86.85 | 98% | 2020-08-04 |
| 9507. | nonaem (apansi) | 86.85 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
| 9508. | Brendan (brendan84213) | 86.85 | 97.2% | 2021-02-12 |
| 9509. | Jim (jimthefishman) | 86.84 | 99% | 2020-10-03 |
| 9510. | Evandro (evandrocastro) | 86.84 | 98% | 2022-09-19 |
| 9511. | Lugeer (lugeer) | 86.84 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 9512. | iquee (jeptha) | 86.83 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 9513. | Memes (ethanlee70) | 86.83 | 98% | 2017-12-05 |
| 9514. | Noah (noah187) | 86.83 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
| 9515. | mac☮✈ie← →k🥵 (ma... | 86.83 | 97% | 2023-02-18 |
| 9516. | priyansh (itsspriyansh) | 86.82 | 97% | 2023-08-17 |
| 9517. | Loïc (neayd) | 86.82 | 98% | 2023-07-05 |
| 9518. | Ethan (an3223) | 86.82 | 98% | 2022-01-15 |
| 9519. | Josiah (miitraa) | 86.82 | 96.9% | 2021-02-04 |
| 9520. | suppakit (oloxbangxolo) | 86.82 | 97% | 2019-09-09 |
| 9521. | Isaiah (isaiahsagayo) | 86.81 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 9522. | Askhat (smallboy) | 86.81 | 97% | 2021-05-05 |
| 9523. | MAD (greeny3003) | 86.80 | 96% | 2017-11-06 |
| 9524. | Jack (jackschpeck) | 86.80 | 98% | 2024-12-09 |
| 9525. | Shift (shiftw) | 86.79 | 99% | 2021-11-25 |
| 9526. | Clayborn (clayborn) | 86.79 | 96% | 2022-11-25 |
| 9527. | BigBoyCloset (hcildolich) | 86.78 | 98.4% | 2023-12-21 |
| 9528. | Will (lliwbetas) | 86.78 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
| 9529. | Bil3ygr (bil3ygr) | 86.78 | 98.7% | 2023-06-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |