The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4940. | Eicy Mores (moreseicy18) | 56.85 | 84% | 2013-01-14 |
| 4941. | Angie (angievn) | 56.85 | — | 2010-07-07 |
| 4942. | Anmol (anmol19592) | 56.84 | 96% | 2022-07-19 |
| 4943. | Annsie (annsie) | 56.84 | 88% | 2016-02-10 |
| 4944. | Thomas (thomas31415) | 56.84 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
| 4945. | Rin (namiakta) | 56.84 | — | 2009-01-21 |
| 4946. | Salman (skynet094) | 56.84 | 90% | 2014-05-02 |
| 4947. | Ofek (ofekmauda) | 56.82 | 90% | 2016-08-05 |
| 4948. | Sheldon (smiths776) | 56.82 | 94% | 2015-10-11 |
| 4949. | Cos (cos2005) | 56.82 | 96% | 2023-01-19 |
| 4950. | ava (lowmoya_dvorak) | 56.82 | 95% | 2020-10-03 |
| 4951. | Rodolfo (rojunman) | 56.82 | 95% | 2020-10-24 |
| 4952. | Efrain (efrain2103) | 56.82 | 96.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 4953. | Uncertainty (uncertainty) | 56.82 | 96% | 2020-07-19 |
| 4954. | Max (dutymax) | 56.82 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 4955. | isam (sammyinsane) | 56.82 | 95% | 2016-02-26 |
| 4956. | Conzo (conz0) | 56.81 | 97% | 2023-08-15 |
| 4957. | John (brodros) | 56.81 | 95% | 2021-04-30 |
| 4958. | Hang (nhanhhonnua) | 56.81 | 95% | 2014-01-26 |
| 4959. | Jaroslav (itsrowdy) | 56.81 | 96% | 2018-05-06 |
| 4960. | mkai (mkai) | 56.81 | — | 2009-01-18 |
| 4961. | Saumin (saumin) | 56.81 | 80% | 2012-06-08 |
| 4962. | Kamiye (kamiye) | 56.81 | 96% | 2015-09-05 |
| 4963. | Marcus (bikerboy488) | 56.80 | 95% | 2013-02-08 |
| 4964. | TrongHV (tronghv) | 56.80 | 96% | 2013-10-13 |
| 4965. | pheng (sonita) | 56.80 | — | 2009-09-12 |
| 4966. | latias (latiaslatios) | 56.80 | 98% | 2016-02-25 |
| 4967. | Ian k (ikuzoiank) | 56.79 | 96.1% | 2023-07-29 |
| 4968. | visakh (wizakh) | 56.79 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| 4969. | Pookie (pookie) | 56.79 | — | 2008-08-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |