Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13383. | Hardik (hardik228) | 79.53 | 99.4% | 2023-06-07 |
| 13384. | Idris (kakashirero) | 79.52 | 96% | 2022-12-29 |
| 13385. | Nah (halo375) | 79.52 | 96.5% | 2023-09-22 |
| 13386. | RY (ryanmononoke) | 79.52 | 97% | 2020-05-13 |
| 13387. | Anh (anhton232) | 79.52 | 97% | 2022-09-04 |
| 13388. | Henrricos (henrricos) | 79.52 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 13389. | Victor (milnerv) | 79.52 | 90% | 2014-12-12 |
| 13390. | my fingers are slow (jay12310) | 79.51 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 13391. | Vitta (vittatr) | 79.51 | 96% | 2018-12-27 |
| 13392. | William (knifedude) | 79.51 | 97% | 2023-08-07 |
| 13393. | Jordan (zumoshi) | 79.51 | 96% | 2016-05-09 |
| 13394. | Bekzhan (bekzhan29) | 79.50 | 97% | 2012-12-31 |
| 13395. | Blankout (blankout) | 79.50 | 97% | 2012-03-21 |
| 13396. | Nestor (jbato19) | 79.50 | 94% | 2017-01-05 |
| 13397. | Macbeth! (macbeth__) | 79.50 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 13398. | saboo (saboogey) | 79.50 | 98% | 2023-10-20 |
| 13399. | Dennis (mwaweru) | 79.49 | 97% | 2012-06-10 |
| 13400. | Julian (itsnutra) | 79.49 | 96% | 2019-01-22 |
| 13401. | Brandoni (buhrandone) | 79.49 | 86% | 2013-08-10 |
| 13402. | Rasul (rasul07) | 79.49 | 95% | 2023-07-06 |
| 13403. | RedToa (redtoa) | 79.49 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 13404. | Jaiden (casiopao) | 79.49 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 13405. | Evan (zkijt) | 79.48 | 93% | 2014-04-30 |
| 13406. | তৌসিফুল ফ... | 79.48 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 13407. | Henrik (iupgrade) | 79.48 | 95% | 2021-03-18 |
| 13408. | Adrian (dinfus) | 79.48 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 13409. | Orri (orria98) | 79.48 | 96% | 2022-02-23 |
| 13410. | b (learningcolemakxd) | 79.48 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 13411. | Staccato (magnetholik) | 79.48 | — | 2009-11-13 |
| 13412. | Sage Chaozu (sagechaozu) | 79.48 | 92% | 2016-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |