I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1382. | Josh (joshuachengoes) | 97.96 | 97.4% | 2024-10-17 |
| 1383. | carolyn (carolyn_lu) | 97.96 | 97.3% | 2024-04-12 |
| 1384. | Rony (ravneet_b) | 97.96 | 98% | 2025-09-02 |
| 1385. | ryan (chemicsbear) | 97.94 | 97.6% | 2024-10-01 |
| 1386. | GXCVI (gxcvi) | 97.90 | 96.5% | 2024-04-18 |
| 1387. | Iamsparta (void_snowy) | 97.87 | 96.5% | 2023-10-22 |
| 1388. | Office Assistant (office_as... | 97.86 | 99% | 2023-06-23 |
| 1389. | Dolce (dolceparadise) | 97.85 | 97% | 2023-12-17 |
| 1390. | Pumpkin Raj (chillreksai) | 97.85 | 97.9% | 2024-04-09 |
| 1391. | Steve (srd93) | 97.83 | 98.3% | 2023-12-19 |
| 1392. | angie :) (angwie) | 97.82 | 99% | 2023-05-24 |
| 1393. | Nico (nicob03) | 97.82 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 1394. | Dave (coltdriver) | 97.80 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 1395. | Aden (amsgro) | 97.77 | 96% | 2025-02-26 |
| 1396. | shino (shinkawa21) | 97.76 | 96.4% | 2024-06-22 |
| 1397. | Johnofan (johnofan) | 97.75 | 97.9% | 2023-06-24 |
| 1398. | Biggus (biggboii18) | 97.73 | 96.7% | 2023-08-21 |
| 1399. | Limy (itslimy) | 97.73 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
| 1400. | Casey (narfz) | 97.71 | 95% | 2023-12-29 |
| 1401. | guni_1202 (guni_1202) | 97.69 | 98% | 2025-07-08 |
| 1402. | Avernl (airr_01) | 97.69 | 97.6% | 2023-07-08 |
| 1403. | Karimu (karimuosman) | 97.69 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
| 1404. | pip (pancake_eater) | 97.67 | 97.2% | 2024-01-16 |
| 1405. | BAREFA (barefa) | 97.66 | 99% | 2025-08-23 |
| 1406. | skr_j (saikiranj) | 97.66 | 97.5% | 2024-06-14 |
| 1407. | addi (addi888) | 97.65 | 98% | 2023-04-16 |
| 1408. | Pisit (compisit) | 97.63 | 98.2% | 2024-12-12 |
| 1409. | Jon (maplestrip) | 97.62 | 97.1% | 2023-11-02 |
| 1410. | eivind (eivind_d_g) | 97.60 | 97.6% | 2023-11-01 |
| 1411. | Dilan (carnage2) | 97.59 | 97.4% | 2025-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |