And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35452. | (halberd237) | 51.02 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 35453. | (supermargulan2) | 51.02 | 94% | 2021-05-27 |
| 35454. | (kaium55) | 51.02 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
| 35455. | (ms_american) | 51.02 | — | 2009-07-13 |
| 35456. | Huang (sonyq) | 51.01 | 95% | 2011-12-13 |
| 35457. | (ruanevermore) | 51.01 | — | 2009-12-27 |
| 35458. | (pwns) | 51.01 | — | 2011-02-12 |
| 35459. | (kisnna) | 51.01 | 90% | 2012-03-13 |
| 35460. | (fourarc) | 51.00 | 95% | 2022-07-14 |
| 35461. | (chaos_36) | 51.00 | 79% | 2017-01-13 |
| 35462. | (uzairali001) | 51.00 | 89% | 2016-08-31 |
| 35463. | (ryanbay) | 51.00 | 97% | 2013-11-29 |
| 35464. | (lovely999) | 51.00 | 90% | 2013-08-25 |
| 35465. | (wd_47) | 51.00 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| 35466. | (_darkcrow_) | 50.99 | 95% | 2021-09-10 |
| 35467. | (emailgmailcom) | 50.99 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 35468. | (jagraj) | 50.98 | 94% | 2021-09-04 |
| 35469. | (lain445) | 50.98 | 96% | 2021-06-14 |
| 35470. | (itskotami) | 50.98 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 35471. | (andr35) | 50.98 | 97% | 2017-07-25 |
| 35472. | (ekowso) | 50.98 | 97% | 2012-09-25 |
| 35473. | (grimmer) | 50.98 | 95% | 2015-01-28 |
| 35474. | (dhru117) | 50.97 | 89% | 2016-02-25 |
| 35475. | (077966761) | 50.97 | 92% | 2016-08-08 |
| 35476. | (bouse7th) | 50.97 | 95% | 2021-10-16 |
| 35477. | (zipzap321) | 50.97 | 96% | 2014-08-27 |
| 35478. | (shahidawan) | 50.97 | 98% | 2012-11-16 |
| 35479. | (uenx) | 50.97 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 35480. | (gotnotype) | 50.97 | 86% | 2017-04-12 |
| 35481. | (titaanikundi) | 50.96 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |