So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25122. | Kajetan (urang9630) | 60.65 | 94.8% | 2023-07-29 |
| 25123. | Donna (donnysaurus) | 60.65 | 94% | 2018-04-13 |
| 25124. | Gabriel (the_bata) | 60.64 | 96% | 2018-02-23 |
| 25125. | Ben (benmatthew) | 60.64 | 95% | 2013-10-11 |
| 25126. | Neswa Eka (neswaea) | 60.64 | 97% | 2022-03-04 |
| 25127. | Rudraksh (rgbadattyping) | 60.64 | 96% | 2022-02-22 |
| 25128. | MOhamamed (mokhalil_94) | 60.64 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 25129. | yojuice (yojuice) | 60.64 | 95.5% | 2023-08-14 |
| 25130. | greenkyudo (greenkyudo) | 60.64 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 25131. | svzed (svzed) | 60.64 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| 25132. | CAL (coolcal98) | 60.64 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 25133. | ergin (bansheee) | 60.63 | 94% | 2015-01-16 |
| 25134. | xxxx (xxxxdtxxxx) | 60.63 | — | 2009-07-09 |
| 25135. | phichitchai (eakzaaee) | 60.63 | 97% | 2014-06-13 |
| 25136. | Levente (levill) | 60.63 | — | 2011-01-17 |
| 25137. | Mani (mani45) | 60.63 | 98% | 2020-04-11 |
| 25138. | Vincenzo (vinni_boi) | 60.62 | 94.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 25139. | Sunil (snlmbrs) | 60.62 | 95.6% | 2021-02-16 |
| 25140. | Vincent (vsilver) | 60.62 | 98% | 2023-05-12 |
| 25141. | Erick (erickloolpez) | 60.62 | 94.6% | 2023-06-09 |
| 25142. | Miguel (miguelsanchezp) | 60.62 | 96% | 2019-12-05 |
| 25143. | Sam (sambibiriz) | 60.62 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 25144. | Jay-Ar (itsjerr) | 60.62 | 94% | 2021-03-24 |
| 25145. | Mimi (mimzo) | 60.61 | — | 2010-08-15 |
| 25146. | noman (nomanjessri) | 60.61 | 94% | 2016-08-02 |
| 25147. | darsh (rgmcoin) | 60.61 | 95% | 2019-03-08 |
| 25148. | Pat (james52) | 60.61 | 91% | 2016-06-12 |
| 25149. | ari (arayashi) | 60.61 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 25150. | Krzysztof (scythonsoul) | 60.61 | 95% | 2018-06-02 |
| 25151. | Stefan (fendorian) | 60.61 | 93% | 2016-07-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |