I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4398. | Jake (kaliace) | 102.45 | 94% | 2015-07-14 |
| 4399. | lego (legoghost42) | 102.43 | 96.5% | 2025-03-12 |
| 4400. | JCRueco (shizile) | 102.43 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 4401. | LICH (canopus23) | 102.42 | 97% | 2024-06-23 |
| 4402. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (poundcayx) | 102.42 | 98% | 2017-08-19 |
| 4403. | ye (teddypain) | 102.41 | 98% | 2024-04-05 |
| 4404. | Jimmy♔ (wujt) | 102.41 | 99% | 2019-05-19 |
| 4405. | Jacob (jkhindo64) | 102.40 | 99% | 2021-09-28 |
| 4406. | chunky (wbcracer) | 102.40 | 98% | 2020-07-08 |
| 4407. | Skippy (cthomas975) | 102.38 | 98% | 2017-12-06 |
| 4408. | Invis (invis_lurker) | 102.37 | 97% | 2025-02-15 |
| 4409. | E (pavonine) | 102.37 | 96.3% | 2023-10-04 |
| 4410. | Apithat Sombatsiri (itsmek4nz) | 102.36 | 98% | 2022-08-22 |
| 4411. | Hater (hateself) | 102.36 | 99% | 2017-09-22 |
| 4412. | athanis (athanis) | 102.34 | 98.3% | 2023-12-23 |
| 4413. | Memer (macisasandwich) | 102.34 | 98% | 2018-12-10 |
| 4414. | Anthony (lolsonic1234) | 102.33 | 98% | 2019-03-22 |
| 4415. | Jayson (itsjaysonfr) | 102.33 | 98% | 2017-10-14 |
| 4416. | Evan (zkijt) | 102.33 | 95% | 2016-09-04 |
| 4417. | BiG (phantasyyy) | 102.32 | 97% | 2017-10-26 |
| 4418. | Benga (skebengat) | 102.31 | 97.8% | 2023-10-18 |
| 4419. | wakeupvarn (varnontyperacer) | 102.31 | 98% | 2021-10-21 |
| 4420. | DorRya (zwd_dorrya) | 102.30 | 96% | 2024-03-01 |
| 4421. | Ron (thtguyovrthr) | 102.30 | 98% | 2019-03-29 |
| 4422. | Hayley (hghghayley20) | 102.29 | 99% | 2017-08-19 |
| 4423. | RED (redredredred) | 102.29 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
| 4424. | Broken (brokencog) | 102.29 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
| 4425. | RJ (donkeyhote) | 102.29 | 98% | 2019-04-25 |
| 4426. | Sam (sam_axe) | 102.27 | 99% | 2020-07-31 |
| 4427. | iWum (iwum) | 102.27 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |