And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17954. | Andrew (fujiou) | 82.44 | 93% | 2016-03-10 |
| 17955. | DvorakTraining (mast3rgamml3r) | 82.44 | 99% | 2019-01-23 |
| 17956. | b (ninjac) | 82.44 | — | 2008-10-16 |
| 17957. | Tino (vherger) | 82.44 | 98% | 2013-05-07 |
| 17958. | Andrea (dredawg) | 82.44 | 96% | 2011-07-13 |
| 17959. | Carly (cp_beth) | 82.44 | 96% | 2015-08-26 |
| 17960. | Virgilio (virgilioo) | 82.43 | 99% | 2021-01-13 |
| 17961. | Christian (greengorilla) | 82.43 | 99% | 2023-02-27 |
| 17962. | Sohei (sohei) | 82.43 | 95.6% | 2023-07-23 |
| 17963. | Buah (jaswil) | 82.43 | 96% | 2021-12-13 |
| 17964. | Nairwick (nairwick) | 82.43 | 98% | 2022-04-26 |
| 17965. | Brandon (gr3gl) | 82.43 | 96.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 17966. | Jay (scuba44s) | 82.43 | 97% | 2020-01-10 |
| 17967. | Brandon (thebluejacket) | 82.43 | 94% | 2015-05-26 |
| 17968. | Hee-Min (hcha219) | 82.43 | 95% | 2013-01-03 |
| 17969. | Kelly (pumpinz) | 82.43 | 97% | 2014-03-10 |
| 17970. | Varun (varuns924) | 82.42 | 98% | 2021-12-23 |
| 17971. | Osama (aldemeery) | 82.42 | 99% | 2021-09-13 |
| 17972. | patel to the metal (wildsv2) | 82.42 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 17973. | Brandon (koalabearf) | 82.42 | 96% | 2019-09-10 |
| 17974. | Jayson (itsjaysonfr) | 82.42 | 96% | 2017-10-14 |
| 17975. | Jeremy (jeremytx91) | 82.42 | 84% | 2017-02-09 |
| 17976. | Chaz (alwayswin) | 82.42 | — | 2009-03-14 |
| 17977. | Uber (ubaer) | 82.41 | 92% | 2016-01-26 |
| 17978. | Vickey (vickey19hunk2007@gm... | 82.41 | 92% | 2014-08-31 |
| 17979. | Jody (j0dymae) | 82.41 | 97% | 2013-06-20 |
| 17980. | Dershhh (onlymugetsu) | 82.40 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 17981. | Jerry (jlocke789) | 82.40 | 97% | 2014-05-03 |
| 17982. | Alex (khanis1) | 82.40 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 17983. | Ryan (ricenoodles01) | 82.40 | 98% | 2020-04-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |