Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3045. | _les_ (_les_) | 69.27 | 100% | 2017-12-12 |
| 3046. | Dim (jimmylei) | 69.26 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
| 3047. | me (mlprichard) | 69.25 | 97% | 2018-07-15 |
| 3048. | IChun (lighttodie) | 69.25 | 94% | 2017-10-25 |
| 3049. | Pavlo (bobberrr) | 69.23 | 97% | 2018-03-23 |
| 3050. | Joshua (jigglydorf) | 69.23 | 97% | 2018-03-04 |
| 3051. | S (suhaib_silwadi) | 69.23 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 3052. | Jackson (jackson_007) | 69.22 | 96% | 2020-02-19 |
| 3053. | Game (game_instructor) | 69.18 | 95% | 2018-01-20 |
| 3054. | Muhammad (imperativa) | 69.17 | 98% | 2018-04-13 |
| 3055. | Suthichai (randombadger) | 69.17 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
| 3056. | Robert (optimusrobertus) | 69.16 | 95% | 2018-03-31 |
| 3057. | Alexander (jopler) | 69.15 | 95% | 2021-07-28 |
| 3058. | Here in my car (prosniper720) | 69.15 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
| 3059. | subham (subhamrawat) | 69.14 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
| 3060. | PicturingFrames (frame_abil... | 69.13 | 92% | 2021-07-24 |
| 3061. | Allan (itsgam3tyme) | 69.10 | 97% | 2018-05-12 |
| 3062. | Lino (lgomez) | 69.09 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 3063. | Esha (eshahande) | 69.07 | 96% | 2019-11-30 |
| 3064. | VonHD (vonhd) | 69.07 | 95% | 2019-10-23 |
| 3065. | Emil (zelciux) | 69.07 | 94% | 2019-09-09 |
| 3066. | anna (crinkiecrinkles) | 69.04 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 3067. | Dreaming (dreaming_vision01) | 69.03 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 3068. | jun (jun0sck) | 69.02 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
| 3069. | Ivan (ivan_govnov) | 69.02 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 3070. | Vision (vision_of_infinity) | 69.01 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 3071. | Matt (dazzles98) | 69.00 | 95% | 2018-03-11 |
| 3072. | Alexander (alexanderway0) | 69.00 | 97% | 2018-11-18 |
| 3073. | Bob (bobstab) | 68.98 | 95% | 2017-09-08 |
| 3074. | 준 (pk_hyung) | 68.97 | 96% | 2018-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |