So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32381. | Hunter (hunterthegodgod) | 47.85 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
| 32382. | Uddi (uddi_racer19) | 47.85 | 96% | 2021-08-28 |
| 32383. | Phazli (phazli) | 47.85 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 32384. | paritosh (caffeine) | 47.85 | 97% | 2015-07-06 |
| 32385. | Amine (xabri) | 47.84 | 90% | 2017-04-26 |
| 32386. | plankboii (plankboii) | 47.84 | 91% | 2016-07-25 |
| 32387. | Sang Sabil (sangsabil217) | 47.84 | 92% | 2021-05-15 |
| 32388. | Vidar (vidar) | 47.83 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 32389. | Augustin (tino) | 47.83 | — | 2008-11-06 |
| 32390. | Minh (mjnhpzo) | 47.82 | 94% | 2021-05-31 |
| 32391. | Hyaweh (hyawehhoshikawa) | 47.82 | — | 2009-11-21 |
| 32392. | Luke (lukecunningham) | 47.82 | 91% | 2013-10-24 |
| 32393. | LeGiOn (ankit_69) | 47.81 | 94% | 2022-12-06 |
| 32394. | Anvesh (anvesh2013) | 47.81 | 93% | 2014-09-07 |
| 32395. | Pramod (pixliv) | 47.81 | — | 2008-10-16 |
| 32396. | Sarah (sarahsaleh) | 47.81 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
| 32397. | Aashish (albatross007) | 47.80 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
| 32398. | Mister (itsfresh) | 47.80 | 93% | 2021-01-20 |
| 32399. | cardinals (arizonacardinals) | 47.80 | — | 2010-09-13 |
| 32400. | idd (tobealeg) | 47.79 | 94% | 2018-07-25 |
| 32401. | Sun (wan811119) | 47.79 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 32402. | Satyajit (sm2000) | 47.79 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 32403. | kacer (kacer) | 47.79 | 91% | 2012-10-05 |
| 32404. | 45WPM (30wpm_aug23_20) | 47.79 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 32405. | Milan (milanaldahra) | 47.79 | 95.6% | 2021-02-23 |
| 32406. | nhu (shoppycool) | 47.79 | 95% | 2011-05-09 |
| 32407. | daniel (dualserv4) | 47.79 | 91% | 2013-04-01 |
| 32408. | Petter (noclue) | 47.79 | 89% | 2015-05-13 |
| 32409. | akash (akash30) | 47.79 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 32410. | Turtly (turtly) | 47.78 | 95% | 2021-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |