As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10188. | Bam (phoenixthestral) | 83.09 | 96% | 2023-01-10 |
| 10189. | [FRLA] Frank Admirer (ciaer... | 83.09 | 95% | 2017-04-10 |
| 10190. | Dramadix (dramadix) | 83.08 | 98% | 2023-09-12 |
| 10191. | Aram X (raidalaotibi) | 83.08 | 99% | 2023-02-15 |
| 10192. | Miya (mnehus) | 83.08 | 96% | 2019-10-08 |
| 10193. | ♞-✩ṕẢrtiDả-♞ (J... | 83.08 | 98% | 2024-08-16 |
| 10194. | Phu (thanhphu13112001) | 83.07 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 10195. | QT (kutawa) | 83.06 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
| 10196. | abika (abikadika) | 83.06 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 10197. | DEX (dbrown1e) | 83.06 | 98% | 2020-10-01 |
| 10198. | ╠═══╣Lets build a... | 83.06 | 97% | 2018-02-03 |
| 10199. | Toee (mg_toe) | 83.05 | 97% | 2015-11-14 |
| 10200. | Colin (typeofwhey) | 83.05 | 98% | 2018-09-02 |
| 10201. | Barron (bjbenbow) | 83.04 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
| 10202. | Pablo (pierrot14) | 83.04 | 98% | 2017-07-07 |
| 10203. | Vãi Trí (minhtrihard) | 83.04 | 92% | 2017-05-10 |
| 10204. | Gavin (burn145) | 83.03 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
| 10205. | Kuba (lostnamexd01) | 83.03 | 98% | 2021-12-17 |
| 10206. | Ahmed (itsalwaysahmed) | 83.03 | 97% | 2024-09-30 |
| 10207. | Storm (aerofivek) | 83.03 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 10208. | Tatsuya (zane404) | 83.03 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 10209. | Tedward (tedward765) | 83.03 | 96.8% | 2021-02-07 |
| 10210. | Johan (oxpost) | 83.02 | 97% | 2019-05-20 |
| 10211. | Christopher (price4124) | 83.02 | 96% | 2020-03-23 |
| 10212. | Alfie (davies0812) | 83.02 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 10213. | dEs (blackmantra) | 83.02 | 96% | 2016-05-24 |
| 10214. | fdsafdsa (szesz) | 83.01 | 99% | 2022-04-02 |
| 10215. | YurQ (yurq) | 83.01 | 96% | 2017-02-01 |
| 10216. | sam (swissnetizen) | 83.01 | 96% | 2019-06-06 |
| 10217. | just a dud (geekdud2) | 83.01 | 98% | 2017-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |