As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22838. | Soe (eosc) | 53.40 | 91% | 2016-01-27 |
| 22839. | Me It is Me (master_lova_lova) | 53.39 | 95.8% | 2023-09-21 |
| 22840. | . (korder7005) | 53.39 | 98% | 2021-10-20 |
| 22841. | Jr (noneofyourbusiness40) | 53.39 | 83% | 2015-05-07 |
| 22842. | Gabriel (itsgiorno) | 53.38 | 95% | 2021-10-10 |
| 22843. | Blab (blabchop) | 53.38 | 94% | 2021-05-01 |
| 22844. | Aery (coffeekohi) | 53.38 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
| 22845. | Mathew (mathewvg) | 53.38 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 22846. | SAM (clencod) | 53.38 | 97.5% | 2021-02-22 |
| 22847. | ryan (dunn765) | 53.38 | 97% | 2017-07-04 |
| 22848. | phantom (hrithikhack007) | 53.37 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 22849. | Myles (cheesybigmac1) | 53.37 | 83% | 2016-02-01 |
| 22850. | Lucas (fulfordl123) | 53.37 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 22851. | Joe (joebui) | 53.37 | 91% | 2016-09-07 |
| 22852. | Abdou (abdoulabani1) | 53.36 | 94% | 2022-05-06 |
| 22853. | Phillip (phillip1985) | 53.36 | 94% | 2016-04-17 |
| 22854. | Jim (its_jimm) | 53.35 | 94% | 2021-02-25 |
| 22855. | Christopher (jazzy_dawson) | 53.35 | 97% | 2018-06-04 |
| 22856. | SP (spharish) | 53.35 | 94% | 2015-08-24 |
| 22857. | Said Umer (saidii) | 53.34 | 94% | 2022-08-17 |
| 22858. | PolishBorderIsOpen (lunchbo... | 53.34 | 95% | 2020-09-21 |
| 22859. | Ryddin (ryddin) | 53.34 | 94% | 2017-12-18 |
| 22860. | Andrew (aakay_why_e) | 53.34 | 89% | 2016-03-15 |
| 22861. | slow (slowtyper85) | 53.33 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 22862. | powerful (powerful730) | 53.33 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 22863. | Thi Bui (thibui22) | 53.33 | 97% | 2023-10-30 |
| 22864. | Rahul (rahulb1218) | 53.33 | 95% | 2021-04-11 |
| 22865. | GreyZephyr (greyzephyr) | 53.33 | 96% | 2018-07-25 |
| 22866. | Hampus (woxiiie) | 53.33 | 95% | 2016-10-03 |
| 22867. | OhMyEma (ohmypuppies) | 53.32 | 96% | 2019-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |