The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9314. | AFS (justcruzin) | 90.68 | 98% | 2015-08-25 |
| 9315. | Corey (genie336) | 90.68 | 96% | 2016-08-26 |
| 9316. | Atongs (atongs) | 90.68 | 93% | 2015-01-29 |
| 9317. | mosab (mosabreda) | 90.67 | 98.3% | 2023-07-13 |
| 9318. | Montana (montanarose713) | 90.67 | 99% | 2022-09-22 |
| 9319. | Dave (coltdriver) | 90.67 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 9320. | Foxtrot (foxytrot) | 90.67 | 99% | 2022-01-16 |
| 9321. | Mohamed (nitrousgamer) | 90.67 | 96% | 2019-11-03 |
| 9322. | metro (karen4984) | 90.66 | 100% | 2016-05-13 |
| 9323. | Jay (jayl2303) | 90.66 | 97% | 2021-10-12 |
| 9324. | Alex (delvern) | 90.66 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 9325. | Alex (iota) | 90.66 | 97% | 2012-03-15 |
| 9326. | isetona (arstneioarstneio) | 90.66 | 99% | 2011-11-12 |
| 9327. | Sam (samlu1999) | 90.66 | 96% | 2013-11-22 |
| 9328. | Vanilla (emerence_mirage) | 90.65 | 93% | 2011-11-09 |
| 9329. | celina (faithpotato) | 90.65 | 95% | 2012-09-24 |
| 9330. | Bazil (its_bazil_) | 90.64 | 96.7% | 2023-11-01 |
| 9331. | Lia (liascribbles) | 90.64 | 98% | 2021-02-28 |
| 9332. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdream) | 90.64 | 96% | 2021-09-05 |
| 9333. | Tachanka (tachankabestop) | 90.64 | 97% | 2019-08-21 |
| 9334. | d-mar (dmar) | 90.64 | — | 2009-10-13 |
| 9335. | Willg (innocence_3121) | 90.63 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| 9336. | RIP Byron (sertoriuss) | 90.63 | 93% | 2016-08-10 |
| 9337. | Verrell (verrell1108) | 90.63 | 97% | 2023-05-30 |
| 9338. | Sybil (h00py67) | 90.63 | — | 2008-10-05 |
| 9339. | Croxist (croxist) | 90.62 | 97% | 2019-12-20 |
| 9340. | Pim (_pmirum) | 90.62 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
| 9341. | Lego (lamborgotii) | 90.62 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
| 9342. | mike (manarazer) | 90.62 | 100% | 2012-03-03 |
| 9343. | 1v1 (1v1metyperacerdotcom) | 90.61 | 96% | 2019-05-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |