So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5729. | Taylor (taylorcuber717) | 96.69 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
| 5730. | zoldyck (mzoldyck) | 96.69 | 93% | 2012-05-05 |
| 5731. | debs (debs) | 96.69 | — | 2009-02-15 |
| 5732. | Kai (uploz) | 96.68 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
| 5733. | Joe (tankbox) | 96.68 | 98% | 2017-03-24 |
| 5734. | Will (williamwang) | 96.68 | 99% | 2021-08-18 |
| 5735. | Chris (faithisfear) | 96.67 | 95% | 2013-06-20 |
| 5736. | Appropriate (d0wny) | 96.66 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 5737. | Nick (burgerking316) | 96.65 | — | 2010-01-12 |
| 5738. | Jordan (herktough) | 96.63 | 93% | 2011-10-25 |
| 5739. | Stadics (stadics) | 96.63 | 96% | 2022-03-01 |
| 5740. | SirShrek69 (puffers23) | 96.63 | 98% | 2021-03-14 |
| 5741. | Dan Dan (dtmtcm) | 96.62 | 94% | 2013-01-25 |
| 5742. | Sisi (sisi1028) | 96.62 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 5743. | Morgan (morganohrvall) | 96.61 | 96% | 2012-10-25 |
| 5744. | I (excelsiate) | 96.61 | 99% | 2017-12-07 |
| 5745. | Toad (toad2six) | 96.60 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
| 5746. | j (jj_weeb) | 96.60 | 98% | 2022-02-13 |
| 5747. | Weicong (ithaos) | 96.60 | 98% | 2017-06-06 |
| 5748. | aasd (mudd0000) | 96.60 | 92% | 2013-11-10 |
| 5749. | Neal (doticu) | 96.59 | 99% | 2022-03-05 |
| 5750. | Cranium (cranium) | 96.59 | 96% | 2015-10-29 |
| 5751. | JaeCreamy (gatelotzombie) | 96.58 | 99% | 2022-06-04 |
| 5752. | Kerwin (moogle415) | 96.58 | 94% | 2013-05-09 |
| 5753. | Joseph (jkc7) | 96.58 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 5754. | matteo (matteo) | 96.58 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| 5755. | Erik (erla1012) | 96.58 | 92% | 2012-11-28 |
| 5756. | Sean (sat75) | 96.58 | 95% | 2014-03-24 |
| 5757. | techwiz (techwiz) | 96.58 | — | 2009-02-15 |
| 5758. | Jocelyn (jjjones) | 96.58 | 98% | 2014-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |