So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16082. | _les_ (_les_) | 74.41 | 100% | 2018-01-07 |
| 16083. | Mircox (mircozen) | 74.40 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 16084. | Nico (nicosonyx) | 74.40 | 91% | 2016-10-17 |
| 16085. | Nick (nick1347) | 74.40 | 97% | 2020-05-16 |
| 16086. | alam (alamjael) | 74.39 | 98.8% | 2023-10-23 |
| 16087. | Amor (itsamoreh) | 74.39 | 99% | 2021-04-07 |
| 16088. | Alexander (fowz) | 74.39 | 95% | 2014-10-06 |
| 16089. | JV (jibs12) | 74.39 | 99% | 2020-08-11 |
| 16090. | iubyont (iubyont) | 74.39 | 94% | 2011-06-03 |
| 16091. | brightness3 (brighness3) | 74.38 | 95% | 2022-04-02 |
| 16092. | 🔰Cosmeen (mcpotato) | 74.38 | 96% | 2023-03-05 |
| 16093. | Stevie (fulladterrorist) | 74.38 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 16094. | Vince (vin_man101) | 74.38 | 96% | 2014-04-06 |
| 16095. | Matt (yankeews27) | 74.38 | 96% | 2016-06-05 |
| 16096. | mhee (hangzoon) | 74.38 | 97% | 2018-07-19 |
| 16097. | Anna (amd617) | 74.38 | 94% | 2016-04-26 |
| 16098. | Eddie (veesmil) | 74.37 | 94% | 2022-04-01 |
| 16099. | Mateus (k0walsk1) | 74.37 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 16100. | Italo (italus) | 74.37 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 16101. | hiTman (ubiubi) | 74.37 | 95% | 2013-02-25 |
| 16102. | blueturtle (esraels) | 74.37 | 93% | 2013-09-29 |
| 16103. | chris (aito_cornaro) | 74.36 | 97% | 2021-02-25 |
| 16104. | ProLegit (prolegitnoobboi) | 74.36 | 96% | 2017-10-15 |
| 16105. | Rezzel Therese (xymomelum) | 74.36 | 97% | 2011-12-15 |
| 16106. | Rudolf (rutzzz) | 74.36 | 97% | 2019-07-08 |
| 16107. | twitch.tv/muazamkamal (muaz... | 74.36 | 93% | 2016-12-05 |
| 16108. | Ju (juknju) | 74.36 | 97% | 2013-01-18 |
| 16109. | Sarah (snmn211) | 74.36 | — | 2010-01-16 |
| 16110. | JesúsFedericoAlvarezRivera... | 74.36 | — | 2010-05-26 |
| 16111. | Crock112 (crock112) | 74.35 | — | 2010-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |