With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2353. | (metalmaster) | 112.02 | 98% | 2020-03-15 |
| 2354. | on earth, as it is in heave... | 112.01 | 97% | 2021-06-05 |
| 2355. | ckla (cutscene1543) | 112.00 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 2356. | (xiqiang) | 112.00 | 98% | 2023-12-08 |
| 2357. | (calcife) | 111.97 | 99% | 2021-11-15 |
| 2358. | (peanutpocket) | 111.97 | 98.2% | 2021-01-28 |
| 2359. | (johnn0) | 111.96 | 98% | 2020-09-06 |
| 2360. | (danielbillette@hotmail.com) | 111.95 | 98% | 2019-02-20 |
| 2361. | (madara989) | 111.94 | 99% | 2025-09-30 |
| 2362. | (user39_on_dvorak) | 111.93 | 99% | 2023-01-28 |
| 2363. | (novelkeycreams) | 111.92 | 98% | 2025-05-31 |
| 2364. | æ (ac343) | 111.92 | 98% | 2025-07-06 |
| 2365. | (dracovian) | 111.89 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 2366. | (russell12345) | 111.88 | 98% | 2026-04-26 |
| 2367. | (inied) | 111.88 | 98% | 2024-09-02 |
| 2368. | (khoudeir98) | 111.87 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
| 2369. | Snowy (it_was_lag) | 111.85 | 99% | 2023-01-02 |
| 2370. | (epic_procrastinator) | 111.85 | 99.1% | 2025-03-11 |
| 2371. | (get_on_board) | 111.82 | 98% | 2021-12-19 |
| 2372. | (thebaneet) | 111.81 | 99% | 2025-08-12 |
| 2373. | (staladis) | 111.81 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 2374. | (rockybhai__) | 111.81 | 98% | 2026-02-17 |
| 2375. | Laggy (thefitfatass) | 111.81 | 97.3% | 2021-02-26 |
| 2376. | (slezterp) | 111.80 | 98% | 2020-06-03 |
| 2377. | (thegreatestho) | 111.80 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 2378. | (moogthehoog) | 111.79 | 99% | 2019-03-23 |
| 2379. | (pasefika) | 111.79 | 99% | 2020-06-12 |
| 2380. | (sheamusthered) | 111.78 | 97% | 2017-02-11 |
| 2381. | (unkindness) | 111.76 | 98% | 2025-10-08 |
| 2382. | str4tos (str4tos) | 111.76 | 99.1% | 2025-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |