I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4813. | Bryan (bryanvu93) | 103.22 | 98% | 2022-01-05 |
| 4814. | Luke (invertedtree) | 103.22 | 98.4% | 2025-05-14 |
| 4815. | Mahmoud (mahmoud_adel) | 103.22 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 4816. | chansol (tychu) | 103.22 | 97% | 2017-03-17 |
| 4817. | yesman (yesman9527) | 103.21 | 99% | 2021-11-30 |
| 4818. | Jony (jon_____) | 103.20 | 97% | 2021-10-22 |
| 4819. | Jamee (jhaque17) | 103.20 | 98.1% | 2023-11-13 |
| 4820. | KobesMom (vradeus) | 103.20 | 97.2% | 2025-03-18 |
| 4821. | Marc (ratshepard) | 103.19 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 4822. | Nick (gheel2000) | 103.19 | 100% | 2021-03-15 |
| 4823. | Julius (xx_bbc_x) | 103.19 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
| 4824. | Kaan (nkaant) | 103.17 | 98% | 2024-09-04 |
| 4825. | Shem (shemmiegamie) | 103.17 | 96.6% | 2024-02-20 |
| 4826. | bluesheep97 (bluesheep97) | 103.17 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
| 4827. | John (tempocount) | 103.17 | 99% | 2021-01-05 |
| 4828. | lurning_dvorak (lurning_dvo... | 103.16 | 100% | 2020-05-16 |
| 4829. | Andrew (dragonasuu27) | 103.15 | 97% | 2025-11-03 |
| 4830. | alex (alex3213213) | 103.15 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 4831. | Bobo (doorknobz) | 103.15 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
| 4832. | Ispiro (isphal) | 103.15 | 96% | 2025-11-19 |
| 4833. | Michael (notmaiku) | 103.15 | 99% | 2021-02-21 |
| 4834. | Bert (brozart) | 103.15 | 98% | 2019-04-18 |
| 4835. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 103.14 | 98% | 2018-01-06 |
| 4836. | GG (boomnutshot) | 103.13 | 97% | 2017-07-02 |
| 4837. | sdfsdf (frogchan) | 103.12 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 4838. | Nrzonline (nrzonline) | 103.12 | 99% | 2018-05-19 |
| 4839. | Kim Phước (lykimphuoc020) | 103.12 | 97.7% | 2025-02-02 |
| 4840. | kojima (lucaskojima) | 103.11 | 96.8% | 2025-05-19 |
| 4841. | Adrian (ronquiaj) | 103.11 | 97% | 2020-10-19 |
| 4842. | Ethan (egoldman) | 103.11 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |