So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13618. | AllowedUser (slowmanl0l) | 78.75 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| 13619. | EJ (clarencedc) | 78.75 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 13620. | Hex (galaxyyyy) | 78.75 | 97% | 2020-05-24 |
| 13621. | Hillary (typeymane) | 78.75 | 97% | 2017-09-12 |
| 13622. | Sangi (sangi38) | 78.75 | 98% | 2019-08-02 |
| 13623. | dje (djebou) | 78.74 | 97% | 2011-07-23 |
| 13624. | tobias (thandschin) | 78.74 | 97.1% | 2021-02-05 |
| 13625. | WizardSpartan (wizardspartan) | 78.74 | 96% | 2020-05-31 |
| 13626. | Linn (runner_of_the_sun) | 78.74 | 96% | 2012-12-06 |
| 13627. | shaun (shaun1234) | 78.74 | 92% | 2016-06-18 |
| 13628. | Phuong (cuti3m00n) | 78.74 | 98% | 2012-09-14 |
| 13629. | 1834 (busey) | 78.74 | 96% | 2015-10-23 |
| 13630. | kdrjordan (kdrjordan) | 78.73 | 96% | 2023-07-21 |
| 13631. | M (maximilian04) | 78.73 | 98% | 2019-05-23 |
| 13632. | xerb (xerb) | 78.73 | 96% | 2020-09-04 |
| 13633. | 青豆 (aydoo) | 78.73 | 97% | 2019-09-06 |
| 13634. | MrPr3sident (mrpr3sident) | 78.72 | 96% | 2017-07-23 |
| 13635. | Ismail (ismailo) | 78.72 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 13636. | Declan (2soup4declan) | 78.72 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 13637. | Eric (isoh) | 78.72 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 13638. | Andrea (aerdna12) | 78.72 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 13639. | fikki (fikki) | 78.72 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 13640. | Emile (hemile) | 78.71 | 96% | 2013-12-14 |
| 13641. | Peter (aloyr) | 78.71 | 95% | 2016-02-20 |
| 13642. | Kelsey (kelseyhigham) | 78.71 | — | 2010-05-17 |
| 13643. | Ceri (ceriser) | 78.71 | 95% | 2014-06-03 |
| 13644. | Max (winstonlisa) | 78.70 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 13645. | NEM0 (saybloo) | 78.70 | 96% | 2020-07-10 |
| 13646. | Lars (aaberg) | 78.70 | 96% | 2021-04-18 |
| 13647. | Sirens (hano15) | 78.70 | 95% | 2013-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |