Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32077. | nbv (cumming4u) | 49.47 | 94% | 2021-06-16 |
| 32078. | AG (a7n6k6iit) | 49.47 | 97% | 2015-10-12 |
| 32079. | Jasper (ajaystr) | 49.47 | 94% | 2022-04-06 |
| 32080. | toc (123tgp) | 49.46 | — | 2011-04-27 |
| 32081. | anh (tuananhday) | 49.45 | 96% | 2011-08-13 |
| 32082. | kwok (ydnl) | 49.45 | 92% | 2011-07-15 |
| 32083. | roden (guts0321) | 49.45 | 95% | 2016-11-19 |
| 32084. | fv (orpheasmalliamanis) | 49.45 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
| 32085. | SlowestTyperNa (slowesttype... | 49.45 | 86% | 2017-02-07 |
| 32086. | nam (ngxnam) | 49.45 | 91% | 2013-07-23 |
| 32087. | Prototype (sckraker) | 49.45 | 94% | 2018-04-08 |
| 32088. | Apple (200gsteak) | 49.44 | 84% | 2016-04-30 |
| 32089. | Sammi (fishychick) | 49.44 | 86% | 2015-05-28 |
| 32090. | Andrii (semanser) | 49.44 | 95% | 2017-11-16 |
| 32091. | Thao (thao_khau88) | 49.44 | 96% | 2019-01-07 |
| 32092. | Mako (megy147) | 49.44 | 95% | 2015-01-29 |
| 32093. | asim (asimaf4u) | 49.43 | — | 2008-08-16 |
| 32094. | Jeƒƒ (juggydog) | 49.43 | 92% | 2011-10-24 |
| 32095. | Steven (stevey) | 49.43 | — | 2008-10-27 |
| 32096. | RAVINDER (rsainichd) | 49.43 | 94% | 2014-03-03 |
| 32097. | Pham (paladin_3895) | 49.43 | 99% | 2011-10-26 |
| 32098. | Flo (isocore) | 49.43 | 88% | 2012-11-25 |
| 32099. | Daaa (igopda) | 49.43 | 95% | 2019-05-30 |
| 32100. | Jerard (chromatic20) | 49.43 | — | 2011-01-22 |
| 32101. | Eirik (jukeskywalker) | 49.43 | 94% | 2019-03-20 |
| 32102. | Prasanth (jp0461) | 49.42 | 89% | 2014-03-21 |
| 32103. | Paras (pppaarraasss) | 49.42 | 97% | 2016-05-13 |
| 32104. | Cc (wintersun) | 49.42 | 94% | 2014-09-08 |
| 32105. | Campbell (pangrules80) | 49.42 | 93% | 2020-03-30 |
| 32106. | J (coffeefordinner) | 49.42 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |