I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
371 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15911. | sarah (sasbh2) | 73.40 | 95% | 2015-08-29 |
| 15912. | (myco24) | 73.40 | 95% | 2016-02-02 |
| 15913. | (acoosticjoon) | 73.39 | 95% | 2019-06-22 |
| 15914. | Dean (elusiveking) | 73.39 | 96.4% | 2023-07-25 |
| 15915. | (sloth_speed) | 73.39 | 96% | 2019-08-17 |
| 15916. | (d_leek) | 73.38 | 96% | 2025-02-12 |
| 15917. | (atypingmouse) | 73.38 | 96.7% | 2023-10-26 |
| 15918. | (baratovich) | 73.38 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 15919. | (darrenhoho) | 73.38 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 15920. | DK (dkagustin) | 73.38 | 93% | 2016-01-19 |
| 15921. | (roddyturnt) | 73.37 | 97.5% | 2023-12-05 |
| 15922. | (suigikawa) | 73.37 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 15923. | (christianmalinao) | 73.37 | 95.9% | 2025-03-16 |
| 15924. | (hiddensharigan02) | 73.37 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 15925. | (el871109) | 73.37 | 97% | 2019-07-20 |
| 15926. | zsolesz71 (zsolesz71) | 73.37 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 15927. | (kishorep) | 73.36 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 15928. | (azarashii) | 73.36 | 95% | 2020-05-13 |
| 15929. | islom (islom02) | 73.36 | 96.5% | 2021-02-07 |
| 15930. | (uska95) | 73.35 | 99% | 2022-07-05 |
| 15931. | (kugelblit) | 73.35 | 96% | 2018-06-19 |
| 15932. | (anton42) | 73.35 | 96% | 2023-05-30 |
| 15933. | (ankita) | 73.35 | 95% | 2016-04-03 |
| 15934. | (reece2) | 73.34 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 15935. | (kuponata) | 73.34 | 91% | 2016-03-25 |
| 15936. | (ro13inson) | 73.33 | 97% | 2025-05-30 |
| 15937. | The Stig (the_veldt) | 73.33 | 93% | 2016-06-10 |
| 15938. | (dk918) | 73.32 | 95.3% | 2025-01-17 |
| 15939. | (nessak) | 73.32 | 98% | 2019-01-11 |
| 15940. | (bomb_guard) | 73.32 | 98% | 2020-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |