See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9027. | uddipta (udi23) | 84.17 | 98% | 2023-09-28 |
| 9028. | RashidTalib123 (rashid_tali... | 84.16 | 94% | 2021-09-12 |
| 9029. | Quissa (quissa) | 84.16 | 94% | 2020-03-20 |
| 9030. | Mrinal (_tt_) | 84.16 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 9031. | Kucing (nyandesuyo) | 84.16 | 98% | 2023-01-03 |
| 9032. | givebluethebass (cammy_wamm... | 84.15 | 97.1% | 2024-05-26 |
| 9033. | nick (nickpanda44) | 84.15 | 96% | 2023-01-25 |
| 9034. | gentlechicken (gentlechicken) | 84.14 | 95% | 2024-06-11 |
| 9035. | keng (kengkengkeng) | 84.14 | 95.8% | 2025-01-13 |
| 9036. | Ganes (moncil) | 84.14 | 97% | 2023-09-05 |
| 9037. | Krowa (krowa) | 84.14 | 97% | 2022-12-02 |
| 9038. | projectfupagain (projectfup... | 84.14 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 9039. | Tendy (tendy123) | 84.13 | 97% | 2023-08-20 |
| 9040. | UNTiTLED (pshy0) | 84.11 | 96% | 2019-10-13 |
| 9041. | EthioKing (ethio_king) | 84.10 | 96.8% | 2024-08-15 |
| 9042. | Skeletons (arsen4500) | 84.10 | 96.4% | 2024-01-03 |
| 9043. | connor (connor00) | 84.09 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 9044. | 🦥 (isitenough) | 84.09 | 98% | 2021-02-28 |
| 9045. | JAY (xmm_jj) | 84.08 | 96% | 2022-03-19 |
| 9046. | Ken (netski1400) | 84.08 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 9047. | Shlose (shlose) | 84.08 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 9048. | Taj (tajwk) | 84.08 | 97.4% | 2025-02-25 |
| 9049. | Apoorv (apoorv16) | 84.08 | 97% | 2019-10-15 |
| 9050. | Rasmus (kennystarfighter_) | 84.07 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 9051. | Distear (distear) | 84.07 | 96% | 2020-08-28 |
| 9052. | mark (heaterbeater) | 84.06 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| 9053. | Nick (daddysniper) | 84.06 | 96% | 2022-01-02 |
| 9054. | nidzaaa (nidzaaa) | 84.06 | 95.3% | 2024-12-17 |
| 9055. | fsh (starss) | 84.06 | 96.1% | 2024-11-20 |
| 9056. | Shiv (shivgp11) | 84.06 | 96% | 2022-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |