As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3178. | Linfeng (llinfeng) | 103.13 | 97.7% | 2023-10-25 |
3179. | maxiepro (maxiepro) | 103.12 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
3180. | Ken (ken_tuano) | 103.12 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
3181. | seez (seez) | 103.12 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
3182. | Assertion (assertion) | 103.12 | 98% | 2016-04-06 |
3183. | Bee (beejbeeabeey) | 103.09 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
3184. | Sean (krypticwow) | 103.07 | 97% | 2017-01-28 |
3185. | Winter (winter_dawn) | 103.07 | 99% | 2021-04-15 |
3186. | Bojack (uberjoe) | 103.07 | 99% | 2018-02-13 |
3187. | Sven (zeverit) | 103.06 | 99% | 2021-02-25 |
3188. | sməxy (smexyflako) | 103.05 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
3189. | Meet (mhscool) | 103.05 | 98% | 2017-09-27 |
3190. | afk irl (midget_spinner) | 103.04 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
3191. | Dan (dssl86) | 103.04 | 95% | 2015-12-31 |
3192. | Matthew (mattyhassett) | 103.04 | 98% | 2022-08-06 |
3193. | Aren (akev2794) | 103.01 | 96% | 2015-12-29 |
3194. | Brandon (ivantt) | 103.00 | 98% | 2022-04-03 |
3195. | Doug (ishanu22) | 103.00 | 96% | 2015-08-26 |
3196. | Otomun (otomun) | 102.99 | 97% | 2015-07-14 |
3197. | Mark (faithless) | 102.99 | 94% | 2016-04-14 |
3198. | Matt (mcastellano) | 102.98 | 96% | 2015-11-25 |
3199. | THATCHILD (thatchild) | 102.98 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
3200. | afterlife (afterlife274) | 102.98 | 87% | 2015-08-14 |
3201. | PKMB_PKMB_PKMB (talk_to_me_... | 102.97 | 97% | 2023-02-04 |
3202. | Tia (tiaaakayyy) | 102.97 | 97% | 2016-07-14 |
3203. | Heded (railz0) | 102.96 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
3204. | Joseph (zoticusrex) | 102.96 | 98% | 2023-08-10 |
3205. | rk61 (lowda9) | 102.96 | 98% | 2018-03-08 |
3206. | Nob (nobvon) | 102.95 | 99% | 2023-08-17 |
3207. | Carter (papapoondaddy) | 102.95 | 98% | 2017-10-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |