The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2778. | Shawn (filipinofriend) | 112.76 | 99% | 2022-10-07 |
| 2779. | Herman (pyrophilic) | 112.76 | 97% | 2013-06-19 |
| 2780. | kek (vxwooh) | 112.76 | 96% | 2013-03-28 |
| 2781. | francisco (francisco85) | 112.76 | 96% | 2012-09-14 |
| 2782. | Koos (koos) | 112.75 | 98% | 2014-01-07 |
| 2783. | Karlie (karlie1234) | 112.75 | 97% | 2016-05-03 |
| 2784. | yee (lalaimpala) | 112.74 | 98% | 2022-03-29 |
| 2785. | Allan (theallang) | 112.74 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 2786. | Tien (thetientran) | 112.73 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 2787. | Ray (iconoclasm84) | 112.73 | 99% | 2015-05-28 |
| 2788. | Robert (rmsmeaton) | 112.72 | 96% | 2014-01-04 |
| 2789. | Pabst (pabst) | 112.72 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 2790. | Alexander (need4speed402) | 112.71 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
| 2791. | Swan (swanwrona) | 112.71 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| 2792. | 心跳的证明 (nonquitmug... | 112.70 | 96% | 2022-06-28 |
| 2793. | Samuel (guardiase) | 112.69 | 98% | 2011-06-28 |
| 2794. | Doug (ishanu22) | 112.68 | 97% | 2012-11-01 |
| 2795. | Nyu (elfenlied) | 112.68 | — | 2009-10-10 |
| 2796. | Max (winstonlisa) | 112.67 | 99% | 2020-07-22 |
| 2797. | Serious (serious) | 112.67 | — | 2010-10-29 |
| 2798. | Erick (kingnidhogg) | 112.64 | 94% | 2016-11-17 |
| 2799. | Stefan (sneusatz) | 112.64 | — | 2009-05-16 |
| 2800. | Adrianix (adrianixx) | 112.63 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 2801. | zhongfu (zhongfu) | 112.63 | 91% | 2016-01-29 |
| 2802. | NG (soultama) | 112.63 | 96% | 2012-09-19 |
| 2803. | Ed (authenticzephyr) | 112.63 | 94% | 2011-08-06 |
| 2804. | Anna (misslua1) | 112.62 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
| 2805. | Donald (dhonuill) | 112.62 | 99% | 2016-10-22 |
| 2806. | Kev (oaktreedude) | 112.62 | 98% | 2012-06-14 |
| 2807. | Mike (lazerguy) | 112.62 | 96% | 2017-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |