Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9624. | Nick (nparenteau) | 82.31 | 99% | 2023-09-14 |
| 9625. | maniongo (dlaj) | 82.30 | 97% | 2025-07-01 |
| 9626. | Nate (natekid11) | 82.30 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 9627. | XxTyp1ngG0DxX (merklinn) | 82.29 | 97% | 2023-07-02 |
| 9628. | Xueyi (cheemagan) | 82.29 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 9629. | horney (titansmakemehorney) | 82.29 | 96% | 2021-08-04 |
| 9630. | Kwan (ckksimon) | 82.29 | 95% | 2023-06-25 |
| 9631. | rx (rxxc) | 82.29 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
| 9632. | Thomas (twhite8211) | 82.29 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 9633. | hihihi8 (robinhood1488) | 82.28 | 96.8% | 2025-03-15 |
| 9634. | Darrick (mapleroasted) | 82.28 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
| 9635. | Alikhan (realikh) | 82.28 | 98.5% | 2021-02-21 |
| 9636. | L (lazlo23) | 82.27 | 98% | 2022-06-28 |
| 9637. | Quang (karakuri765) | 82.27 | 96% | 2023-02-11 |
| 9638. | 光次郎 (koujiro) | 82.27 | 96% | 2021-10-04 |
| 9639. | Sandesh (labradoodle) | 82.27 | 99% | 2021-03-25 |
| 9640. | Claba (claba60) | 82.26 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
| 9641. | Deron (deronpianoplayer) | 82.26 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 9642. | ishakan (ishakan) | 82.26 | 96% | 2021-04-14 |
| 9643. | Jason (jdenny1224) | 82.25 | 99% | 2025-11-12 |
| 9644. | (svary) | 82.25 | 97% | 2021-04-06 |
| 9645. | Hamilton (horizon8848) | 82.25 | 98.1% | 2024-01-01 |
| 9646. | guest041717 (guest041717) | 82.25 | 97.4% | 2023-10-23 |
| 9647. | CJ (thatkid004) | 82.25 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 9648. | Mayank (mayank1508) | 82.25 | 96% | 2022-08-11 |
| 9649. | Kyle (break_fast) | 82.24 | 98% | 2022-08-19 |
| 9650. | Ralph Angelo (slow_penguin) | 82.24 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 9651. | Michelle (michelletran1d) | 82.24 | 96% | 2021-06-06 |
| 9652. | Supab (home10120) | 82.24 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 9653. | Jacob (theinkysquid) | 82.24 | 97.9% | 2021-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |