As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14463. | Drew (yvngcrayon) | 73.58 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 14464. | Trrrrrcy (trrrrrcy) | 73.57 | 97% | 2024-05-05 |
| 14465. | Ivan (kolundez) | 73.57 | 97% | 2016-03-17 |
| 14466. | Daniel (dan__) | 73.57 | 97% | 2019-03-01 |
| 14467. | bob (l30_g1r0n) | 73.57 | 99% | 2021-03-24 |
| 14468. | RektByA10YearOld (rektbya10... | 73.57 | 96% | 2018-05-30 |
| 14469. | Kek_LordDvorak (kek_lorddvo... | 73.57 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
| 14470. | hacker (vonminitorxi) | 73.56 | 95% | 2022-08-08 |
| 14471. | Andrew (narchio) | 73.56 | 92% | 2017-02-12 |
| 14472. | Osusu (osusuosusu) | 73.56 | 97.7% | 2023-07-15 |
| 14473. | Menahem (m122) | 73.56 | 95% | 2016-01-20 |
| 14474. | Ankan (nc3rtainity) | 73.56 | 99% | 2022-01-17 |
| 14475. | Mattis (juicedrabbit) | 73.56 | 98% | 2021-06-08 |
| 14476. | xdm (cbk808) | 73.56 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 14477. | Hihahahalol (hihahaha) | 73.56 | 96% | 2016-03-30 |
| 14478. | Chandelier (chandelier28) | 73.56 | 95% | 2016-10-04 |
| 14479. | Aizen (aizen1015) | 73.55 | 96.1% | 2025-04-22 |
| 14480. | ISA (isarvizu) | 73.55 | 96% | 2021-04-06 |
| 14481. | Panos (panos7) | 73.55 | 95% | 2016-06-03 |
| 14482. | giova (giovan772) | 73.54 | 97% | 2024-07-18 |
| 14483. | Kabir (kabir_1234) | 73.54 | 96% | 2022-01-27 |
| 14484. | carter (cdog980) | 73.54 | 96% | 2020-02-19 |
| 14485. | modittb (modittt) | 73.54 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 14486. | 707 (nadhirhos) | 73.54 | 98.4% | 2023-06-30 |
| 14487. | Guest (riotjune) | 73.54 | 98.6% | 2024-12-15 |
| 14488. | tstats[ksybrx0x] (ksybrx0x) | 73.54 | 98% | 2023-09-23 |
| 14489. | Dawn (dragons471) | 73.54 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
| 14490. | Cep (alhabiblidinillah) | 73.54 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
| 14491. | Christopher (ixiblackbirdixi) | 73.54 | 98% | 2017-09-20 |
| 14492. | \___Sailor___/ (stalker333) | 73.54 | 96% | 2018-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |