Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10364. | BuddDwyer (twerkadactyl) | 74.05 | 96.7% | 2023-11-14 |
| 10365. | Samandar1 (samandar1) | 74.05 | 95% | 2023-02-05 |
| 10366. | jonas (jonas889) | 74.04 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 10367. | LanSlan (lanslan1) | 74.04 | 96% | 2022-10-13 |
| 10368. | 🧟Meep (flametiger71) | 74.03 | 95% | 2017-05-04 |
| 10369. | Tony (sarcasticbanana) | 74.03 | 94.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 10370. | Roberto (cantstoproberto) | 74.03 | 95% | 2017-10-11 |
| 10371. | Mary (mborr) | 74.02 | 99% | 2017-04-20 |
| 10372. | olivia (olivialake) | 74.02 | 98% | 2022-04-27 |
| 10373. | Deshant (djtype2124) | 74.02 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 10374. | Jackson (jackson_007) | 74.02 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
| 10375. | woogux (wgx9891) | 74.02 | 98% | 2022-11-08 |
| 10376. | Sean Paolo (seanpaolo_22) | 74.01 | 93% | 2022-02-09 |
| 10377. | Chandra (chandrabhansali) | 74.01 | 99% | 2022-05-05 |
| 10378. | Mikhael (nadeokobe) | 74.01 | 96.2% | 2021-02-24 |
| 10379. | Lance (lenzzyyy) | 74.01 | 95% | 2021-04-10 |
| 10380. | Ujjwal (ujjwal3756) | 74.00 | 95% | 2025-01-15 |
| 10381. | isaacgoe (isaacgoe) | 74.00 | 96% | 2021-04-14 |
| 10382. | stl (stl74) | 74.00 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
| 10383. | Lakshya Sharma (randomlyexi... | 73.99 | 96% | 2025-03-08 |
| 10384. | Kenneth (oracleone) | 73.99 | 96% | 2017-06-21 |
| 10385. | Martin (elementhh) | 73.99 | 94% | 2020-07-22 |
| 10386. | James Paul (ap1ng) | 73.99 | 98% | 2022-06-04 |
| 10387. | James (kingbob192) | 73.99 | 96% | 2021-04-30 |
| 10388. | Waffles (waffuru) | 73.98 | 96% | 2019-12-25 |
| 10389. | Brandon (imbrand0n) | 73.98 | 95% | 2019-03-07 |
| 10390. | Nam (nambct) | 73.98 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 10391. | dalineth (dalineth) | 73.98 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| 10392. | PSSek121 (pavitarsekhon29) | 73.98 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 10393. | La (rednecksican) | 73.96 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |