I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2823. | Isaac (scenehistorical) | 110.10 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 2824. | RH (dzaefn) | 110.10 | 99% | 2015-05-28 |
| 2825. | kym (kymkardash) | 110.09 | 98.4% | 2024-09-02 |
| 2826. | Kenny (exodass69) | 110.09 | 96.4% | 2023-11-14 |
| 2827. | Nare (nilexd95) | 110.09 | 98% | 2018-09-03 |
| 2828. | Natalie (natforprez) | 110.09 | 99% | 2020-12-18 |
| 2829. | Djaenk (djaenk) | 110.08 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 2830. | Katie (lasthour1) | 110.07 | 97% | 2019-01-08 |
| 2831. | Nhat Anh (texward) | 110.06 | 99.5% | 2024-09-30 |
| 2832. | Mahmoud (mahmoud_adel) | 110.04 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 2833. | Pratik (dudepc) | 110.04 | 99% | 2023-07-06 |
| 2834. | Craig (carsley) | 110.03 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 2835. | Veronica (veronica_xd) | 110.02 | 97.9% | 2025-02-14 |
| 2836. | 312211 (312211) | 110.02 | 98.2% | 2024-04-04 |
| 2837. | bombstrap. (bombstrap) | 110.01 | 99% | 2025-02-14 |
| 2838. | Elvis (krewe11a) | 110.00 | 94% | 2016-04-17 |
| 2839. | no (isaac_typer) | 109.99 | 98.2% | 2025-03-17 |
| 2840. | Jun (impressed) | 109.99 | 98% | 2018-08-20 |
| 2841. | John (hylkinator) | 109.98 | 98% | 2020-08-19 |
| 2842. | Damien (zahx666) | 109.97 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 2843. | Rueben (rlib) | 109.97 | 96% | 2017-01-10 |
| 2844. | Tabs (aptex) | 109.96 | 99% | 2024-06-01 |
| 2845. | Yassine (yassineb) | 109.96 | 98% | 2015-08-12 |
| 2846. | C-Radius (musaka) | 109.96 | 97% | 2016-05-25 |
| 2847. | JAPANETTO (japanetto) | 109.94 | 93% | 2016-09-05 |
| 2848. | LB (man_onatree) | 109.93 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| 2849. | ailuropoda (ailuropoda) | 109.93 | 92% | 2015-07-23 |
| 2850. | brook (hon3y_lemon) | 109.92 | 98% | 2025-01-28 |
| 2851. | Savaroni (savaroni) | 109.92 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 2852. | Schadenfreude (schadenfreud_) | 109.92 | 97% | 2018-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |