The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25696. | Nacho (narpa) | 62.68 | 97% | 2022-03-07 |
| 25697. | yen (yennn) | 62.68 | 96% | 2022-01-03 |
| 25698. | Stevie (stevie81572) | 62.68 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 25699. | Andrea (djciarls) | 62.68 | 96% | 2013-05-21 |
| 25700. | David (dvast) | 62.68 | — | 2008-12-06 |
| 25701. | Dragon (dragonpoint) | 62.68 | 99% | 2015-08-11 |
| 25702. | Tal (w01v3n) | 62.67 | 96% | 2022-01-24 |
| 25703. | Fusion Fusion (fusion035) | 62.67 | 98% | 2019-02-06 |
| 25704. | Colin (cmothersead) | 62.66 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
| 25705. | Meli (aurora_twilight) | 62.66 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 25706. | Nightmare (nightmare_foxy) | 62.66 | 94% | 2021-03-27 |
| 25707. | Echo (echo316) | 62.66 | 96% | 2019-09-24 |
| 25708. | Dave (chichi) | 62.66 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 25709. | xoxo (xoxoxo) | 62.66 | — | 2009-11-23 |
| 25710. | Validuss (validuss) | 62.66 | 94% | 2015-01-22 |
| 25711. | Very Bored (jerseygyrleb) | 62.66 | 94% | 2013-06-07 |
| 25712. | Tuong (tuong_slow) | 62.65 | 95% | 2021-09-08 |
| 25713. | Omsin (omsinkrissada) | 62.65 | 95% | 2020-08-26 |
| 25714. | Mordechai (membenezra) | 62.65 | 87% | 2016-05-31 |
| 25715. | KidKid (kidkid) | 62.65 | — | 2010-01-04 |
| 25716. | One Eyed Owl (one_eyed_owl) | 62.65 | 81% | 2016-06-25 |
| 25717. | Isaac (isaac) | 62.65 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 25718. | Circle0226 (circle0226) | 62.64 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 25719. | Rou (rouu) | 62.64 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 25720. | jesse (jessegotwood) | 62.64 | 95% | 2021-05-25 |
| 25721. | Diane (puggi) | 62.64 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 25722. | Arpit (m_scofield) | 62.63 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 25723. | Jamie (feaharo) | 62.63 | 90% | 2011-05-13 |
| 25724. | zi (zidan13) | 62.63 | 93% | 2011-09-18 |
| 25725. | shrek (beppi) | 62.62 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |