As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9551. | Barry (rip21) | 81.67 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
9552. | Vicky (vickyradhi) | 81.67 | 90% | 2016-12-20 |
9553. | hinomy (hinomiya) | 81.67 | 95% | 2016-10-15 |
9554. | Jurou (trycatch) | 81.66 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
9555. | Wong Man Chun Bernard (ber0... | 81.66 | 96.3% | 2024-01-09 |
9556. | what (hellisgood) | 81.66 | 98% | 2022-06-03 |
9557. | tstats[beedi] (beedi) | 81.66 | 97% | 2021-12-17 |
9558. | Smilingface (buffonsea) | 81.66 | 96% | 2017-03-03 |
9559. | Josh (tinman430) | 81.66 | 96% | 2020-01-10 |
9560. | rosen (proxel07) | 81.65 | 96% | 2022-08-26 |
9561. | Tim (fast_but_not_the_fastest) | 81.65 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
9562. | Denny (shizkr) | 81.65 | 99% | 2020-07-09 |
9563. | Jaiprakash (riteshpatel) | 81.65 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
9564. | Felix (felixsantoso) | 81.64 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
9565. | Sean (shimatta) | 81.64 | 96.5% | 2021-02-03 |
9566. | Ronan (zzztaco) | 81.64 | 98% | 2018-09-13 |
9567. | Irvin (irv05) | 81.63 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
9568. | Boltcrasher (boltcrasher) | 81.63 | 95% | 2020-10-25 |
9569. | Peter (pitabread13) | 81.63 | 96.4% | 2021-02-04 |
9570. | Jenny (jenny_02) | 81.62 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
9571. | Jack (raspyspartan) | 81.62 | 96.2% | 2021-02-24 |
9572. | Aleks (aleks8) | 81.62 | 99% | 2017-10-17 |
9573. | 4Head (anele) | 81.62 | 94% | 2017-05-04 |
9574. | Adam (nostromo13) | 81.62 | 99% | 2015-08-16 |
9575. | Michael (khel_diente) | 81.62 | 94% | 2015-10-27 |
9576. | creatnigcozdontwanttoverify... | 81.61 | 96% | 2024-05-08 |
9577. | Caraziness (caraziness) | 81.61 | 87% | 2015-12-10 |
9578. | Henry (fastypr) | 81.60 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
9579. | Wazza (wazzahh) | 81.60 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
9580. | Tri (trichy26) | 81.60 | 98% | 2016-10-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |