I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8989. | Airstrikezura (krazygaron) | 89.25 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
| 8990. | Spencer (spencerb) | 89.25 | 96% | 2019-06-16 |
| 8991. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdream) | 89.25 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| 8992. | (cubeyfantwo) | 89.25 | 96% | 2020-04-17 |
| 8993. | RAJNISH (rajnishkumar31) | 89.24 | 97.8% | 2023-08-14 |
| 8994. | Adnan (adnan11) | 89.24 | 97% | 2019-09-20 |
| 8995. | Lukas (mrgains) | 89.23 | 97% | 2017-11-14 |
| 8996. | Jordan (exoplanett) | 89.23 | 97.6% | 2023-10-24 |
| 8997. | godspeed (xgodspeed) | 89.23 | 94% | 2024-03-19 |
| 8998. | //chi (chicior) | 89.23 | 97% | 2017-08-22 |
| 8999. | Louisa (lulu28) | 89.22 | 97.5% | 2024-12-25 |
| 9000. | Kaylib (kbo2) | 89.21 | 96% | 2026-02-26 |
| 9001. | Kenneth (godfetus) | 89.21 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 9002. | John Robert Guisando (johnra) | 89.21 | 97% | 2023-01-15 |
| 9003. | Granddogger (granddogger) | 89.21 | 96% | 2023-03-02 |
| 9004. | G (zger) | 89.21 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 9005. | Itaxhu (itypefast_99) | 89.20 | 96% | 2024-07-30 |
| 9006. | Wojciech (irth) | 89.20 | 98% | 2020-01-23 |
| 9007. | 0wnd (0wnd) | 89.19 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| 9008. | Douglas (hydraulix16aa) | 89.19 | 97% | 2024-02-18 |
| 9009. | Saulius (zemfry) | 89.19 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 9010. | ekoth (ekoth) | 89.19 | 98% | 2018-04-09 |
| 9011. | jake (jakeoha) | 89.18 | 97% | 2019-05-12 |
| 9012. | Rave (raveskool) | 89.17 | 96% | 2022-08-25 |
| 9013. | Pavel (lmperius) | 89.17 | 97% | 2023-10-06 |
| 9014. | yaboy (yaboyskinnyweenus) | 89.17 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9015. | David (davebydave) | 89.17 | 98% | 2018-01-02 |
| 9016. | Luca (lucaefti) | 89.16 | 99% | 2025-09-21 |
| 9017. | Cathy (procats) | 89.16 | 96.9% | 2025-05-31 |
| 9018. | Carlton (notlrac001) | 89.16 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |