So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12263. | Zebezian (zebezian) | 81.21 | 91% | 2014-03-15 |
| 12264. | . (pexilus) | 81.21 | 96.8% | 2023-06-10 |
| 12265. | n (nrousseau339) | 81.21 | 98% | 2019-12-30 |
| 12266. | Taz (tazziemonster) | 81.21 | 98% | 2014-05-23 |
| 12267. | Adrian (xexsilium) | 81.21 | 93% | 2014-02-17 |
| 12268. | Akash (akash_wanted) | 81.21 | 97% | 2015-02-10 |
| 12269. | Oliwier (olix04) | 81.20 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 12270. | Nick (aaaywhatup) | 81.20 | 96% | 2021-12-22 |
| 12271. | Tom (mikeoxverylong) | 81.20 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 12272. | Alwin (alwin1909) | 81.20 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
| 12273. | Josh (coolboier) | 81.20 | 97% | 2019-10-23 |
| 12274. | Roberto (bertdog1995) | 81.19 | 98% | 2022-02-11 |
| 12275. | Devin (dmkbills) | 81.19 | 98% | 2012-10-30 |
| 12276. | cheer (charliewi) | 81.18 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
| 12277. | Mixerbakke (mixerbakke) | 81.18 | 96% | 2013-12-04 |
| 12278. | Brad (risen_au) | 81.18 | 96% | 2013-05-07 |
| 12279. | EXTEMION (loowaikwan) | 81.17 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 12280. | d3857265 (d3857265) | 81.17 | 98% | 2019-12-01 |
| 12281. | GoofyGoober (hiyunji32) | 81.17 | 94% | 2015-11-03 |
| 12282. | thangerines (thangerines) | 81.17 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 12283. | Juan (isayuno) | 81.17 | 96.9% | 2021-02-13 |
| 12284. | Iris (iris) | 81.17 | — | 2009-07-04 |
| 12285. | stibitzer (stibitzer) | 81.16 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 12286. | Peter (beterban) | 81.16 | 98% | 2021-04-18 |
| 12287. | Awful (sha0wn) | 81.16 | 96% | 2014-01-08 |
| 12288. | Toda (mobilebreeze) | 81.16 | 97% | 2017-08-09 |
| 12289. | Nix (nix_) | 81.15 | 96% | 2013-06-05 |
| 12290. | Cole (beetlespoon) | 81.15 | 97.5% | 2021-02-12 |
| 12291. | Matt (mlefkow) | 81.15 | — | 2010-07-20 |
| 12292. | Christopher (ironman31) | 81.15 | — | 2010-12-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |