The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14657. | Abo Yassin (abo_yassin) | 34.88 | 93% | 2021-01-09 |
| 14658. | blank (youngasura) | 34.87 | 97% | 2018-07-28 |
| 14659. | Abdul Basit (abdul_thetypist) | 34.87 | 100% | 2021-11-27 |
| 14660. | Buloze (febuary14) | 34.87 | 94% | 2021-05-31 |
| 14661. | amit (las_amit) | 34.86 | — | 2011-02-17 |
| 14662. | Fred (fredzen) | 34.86 | 88% | 2013-03-31 |
| 14663. | marhamo (marhamo) | 34.85 | 86% | 2012-01-10 |
| 14664. | kameron (kameron756) | 34.84 | 95% | 2019-05-01 |
| 14665. | John (johncotton) | 34.84 | 90% | 2014-05-18 |
| 14666. | sohan (sonu1986) | 34.84 | 95% | 2013-05-02 |
| 14667. | David (mintwild) | 34.83 | 95% | 2011-11-19 |
| 14668. | Abdelkader (abdelkader91) | 34.82 | 88% | 2015-09-03 |
| 14669. | Kolins (kolins_chakma) | 34.81 | 94% | 2020-06-07 |
| 14670. | Lutfullokh (mirzaqosimov) | 34.81 | 93% | 2021-06-13 |
| 14671. | John (nightz) | 34.81 | 92% | 2017-06-09 |
| 14672. | Carey (artnerd59@gmail.com) | 34.81 | 95% | 2012-08-17 |
| 14673. | cesar (irak) | 34.80 | — | 2008-10-07 |
| 14674. | C.Z. (wummm) | 34.79 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
| 14675. | Joao (joaozinhoo) | 34.79 | 94% | 2015-06-02 |
| 14676. | Nishant (nishantkumarsaini) | 34.78 | 93% | 2013-12-20 |
| 14677. | Sandra (saun) | 34.77 | 90% | 2011-05-31 |
| 14678. | Getnet (getnet) | 34.77 | 95% | 2016-06-06 |
| 14679. | Anand (anandk4455) | 34.76 | 84% | 2012-04-11 |
| 14680. | Limon (mhlimon) | 34.76 | 96% | 2016-05-29 |
| 14681. | Rick (hayer21) | 34.76 | 76% | 2013-06-22 |
| 14682. | Sam (reason650) | 34.76 | 91% | 2017-07-24 |
| 14683. | waseem (waseemhq) | 34.76 | 86% | 2015-09-03 |
| 14684. | dvorak_beginner (dvorak_beg... | 34.75 | 95.4% | 2021-02-01 |
| 14685. | ozawa (yeumautim) | 34.75 | 95% | 2011-08-21 |
| 14686. | tana (tana) | 34.75 | — | 2008-10-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |