Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5284. | Eujean (eujean) | 90.33 | 97% | 2025-05-21 |
| 5285. | zxk (waterflex) | 90.33 | 95.5% | 2023-09-23 |
| 5286. | Alin (alinnus1) | 90.33 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 5287. | Boris (bb667) | 90.33 | 99% | 2020-02-16 |
| 5288. | noahrwilly (noahrwilly) | 90.32 | 98.8% | 2024-01-31 |
| 5289. | ngoc huy nam (destroy_the_w... | 90.32 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 5290. | Franky (elytra) | 90.32 | 95% | 2018-11-25 |
| 5291. | Tim (euclid221) | 90.31 | 99% | 2020-06-23 |
| 5292. | M (mrwiggles77) | 90.31 | 97% | 2022-11-15 |
| 5293. | Evan250250 (evan250250) | 90.31 | 97% | 2021-03-27 |
| 5294. | I'm bad at typing (uzumakid... | 90.31 | 96% | 2021-06-05 |
| 5295. | jingleseason (jingleseason) | 90.30 | 99.6% | 2024-07-19 |
| 5296. | Adocys (adocys) | 90.30 | 97.5% | 2024-03-23 |
| 5297. | HotTubStream (hottubstream) | 90.30 | 97% | 2022-05-15 |
| 5298. | Amberli (amberli) | 90.29 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| 5299. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 90.29 | 98% | 2018-10-20 |
| 5300. | Mr. AG (rwa102455) | 90.28 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 5301. | ipson (ipson) | 90.28 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 5302. | Patrick (pmaloney) | 90.27 | 98% | 2023-06-04 |
| 5303. | Allen (allent528) | 90.27 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 5304. | Away From Keyboard (AFK) (d... | 90.26 | 99% | 2022-01-21 |
| 5305. | kevin (kevincuz) | 90.26 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
| 5306. | Mellanik (mellanik) | 90.26 | 98% | 2022-10-21 |
| 5307. | Baruk (baruk) | 90.26 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 5308. | Vivian (vivibj) | 90.25 | 98% | 2025-01-01 |
| 5309. | Weekevy (layvth) | 90.24 | 97% | 2026-04-20 |
| 5310. | Lorenzo (liquidswords) | 90.24 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 5311. | 01 (0011111) | 90.24 | 96.5% | 2023-10-10 |
| 5312. | Poarthan (poarthan_arseus) | 90.23 | 97.5% | 2024-01-04 |
| 5313. | CJ (blacky_08) | 90.23 | 97.9% | 2025-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |