So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24204. | boo (lolitsme) | 62.01 | 95% | 2018-09-15 |
| 24205. | Amy (pandabot) | 62.01 | — | 2011-04-08 |
| 24206. | Shiv (shivsimsh) | 62.01 | 95% | 2016-08-11 |
| 24207. | Bryson (kingfish) | 62.01 | 92% | 2012-11-08 |
| 24208. | Silva (silvastein) | 62.00 | 90% | 2013-08-25 |
| 24209. | petter (pettdal) | 62.00 | 97% | 2023-08-07 |
| 24210. | tstats[learning_dvorac] (le... | 62.00 | 90% | 2012-12-04 |
| 24211. | Zyad (zyad0magdy) | 62.00 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
| 24212. | Ghtf (ghtf) | 62.00 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 24213. | Emily (emilydanielle2013) | 62.00 | 88% | 2012-02-07 |
| 24214. | TT (ttspear) | 61.99 | 100% | 2023-04-29 |
| 24215. | ArnelTrend (arneltrend23) | 61.99 | 96.4% | 2023-10-26 |
| 24216. | Josie (joroxx) | 61.99 | 95% | 2023-03-09 |
| 24217. | Bikash (bikash_grg) | 61.99 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
| 24218. | Shao (shp188366552) | 61.99 | 94% | 2016-02-24 |
| 24219. | Andre (acarrilho) | 61.99 | 97% | 2013-01-23 |
| 24220. | Cristian (creestian) | 61.98 | 94% | 2017-07-20 |
| 24221. | bleeding (ipodless) | 61.98 | — | 2011-01-28 |
| 24222. | Kyu Ri (oneday_2am) | 61.98 | — | 2010-03-17 |
| 24223. | John (itypegud) | 61.98 | 94% | 2017-04-20 |
| 24224. | freda (thisisasuername) | 61.97 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
| 24225. | Askhat (askhatkbtu) | 61.97 | 88% | 2015-11-09 |
| 24226. | Gerry (gchenfc) | 61.97 | 90% | 2016-07-09 |
| 24227. | Nuro (nuro) | 61.97 | 94% | 2015-07-21 |
| 24228. | Jafer (jafer2000) | 61.97 | 97% | 2018-06-12 |
| 24229. | Hugh (hugh_mungus_) | 61.97 | 95% | 2017-09-13 |
| 24230. | Christian (christianromasan... | 61.97 | 87% | 2012-10-04 |
| 24231. | JoeRam (joeram) | 61.96 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 24232. | Rosalinda (mousielinda) | 61.96 | 94% | 2014-10-13 |
| 24233. | Yeraen (yeraen) | 61.96 | 95% | 2016-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |