Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13139. | Maaaaajd (majd) | 80.03 | — | 2011-02-18 |
| 13140. | 50wpm (acc_trainee) | 80.03 | 99% | 2012-06-28 |
| 13141. | KirILL (spl4yce) | 80.03 | 95.3% | 2023-10-16 |
| 13142. | Forrest (verybigpenguin) | 80.03 | 92% | 2015-04-06 |
| 13143. | Jackelton (jackelton) | 80.03 | 94% | 2022-02-25 |
| 13144. | Xenu (xenu) | 80.02 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 13145. | Tina (tinahan) | 80.02 | 90% | 2015-03-26 |
| 13146. | Boris (xivid2) | 80.02 | 97% | 2017-01-23 |
| 13147. | Max (kinginthenorth78) | 80.02 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
| 13148. | junior (sukachik3n) | 80.02 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
| 13149. | Randy (lpcustom) | 80.01 | 98% | 2014-02-28 |
| 13150. | Andy (adfx_pixy) | 80.01 | 97% | 2015-04-28 |
| 13151. | APN (apn341) | 80.01 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 13152. | mt005 (mt005) | 80.01 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
| 13153. | Lapse (lapse_tripper) | 80.01 | 98% | 2012-05-15 |
| 13154. | py (pytech) | 80.01 | 99% | 2022-12-02 |
| 13155. | wtf am i doing with my life... | 80.00 | 97% | 2017-11-26 |
| 13156. | Davidson (iphoenix) | 80.00 | — | 2009-08-18 |
| 13157. | Mato (matoxz) | 80.00 | 96% | 2021-10-24 |
| 13158. | Jasper (jasperwong) | 80.00 | 92% | 2011-05-13 |
| 13159. | syloui (syloui) | 80.00 | 97% | 2020-10-28 |
| 13160. | Matthew (crucifix13) | 79.99 | 95% | 2011-11-03 |
| 13161. | opECtRotlAsHaradOMerceaRChN... | 79.99 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
| 13162. | mindgitrwx (mindgitrwx) | 79.99 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
| 13163. | Tom (somanytypos) | 79.99 | — | 2010-12-13 |
| 13164. | Peter (dletastar4) | 79.99 | 97% | 2018-05-25 |
| 13165. | Kathryn (kathrynb) | 79.99 | 93% | 2015-02-19 |
| 13166. | Marcus (marqueshark) | 79.99 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 13167. | ☔️ (orella) | 79.99 | 96.6% | 2021-02-07 |
| 13168. | don't ever switch to dvorak... | 79.99 | 96% | 2021-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |