So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20907. | Kristen (kstuart) | 67.00 | 94% | 2015-05-06 |
| 20908. | brubeck (brubeck) | 67.00 | — | 2010-11-15 |
| 20909. | even (even97) | 66.99 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
| 20910. | Pontus (bondi) | 66.99 | 91% | 2012-10-12 |
| 20911. | Mitchell (mbb3_mitch) | 66.99 | 98% | 2015-09-14 |
| 20912. | K2 (kenji2) | 66.99 | 98% | 2017-05-19 |
| 20913. | Keivn (turtlebois) | 66.98 | 96% | 2018-01-03 |
| 20914. | अध्ययन Adhyan (... | 66.98 | 94% | 2022-05-19 |
| 20915. | TeeLee (cheezboi9) | 66.98 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 20916. | Anderson (andrsnhd) | 66.98 | — | 2010-10-04 |
| 20917. | sacaix (sacaix) | 66.98 | — | 2010-01-27 |
| 20918. | panc1r (panc1r) | 66.98 | 97% | 2019-06-02 |
| 20919. | zasu (ehmmkay) | 66.98 | 85% | 2013-10-18 |
| 20920. | Tran Thanh Tu (toila3t) | 66.98 | 95% | 2014-08-30 |
| 20921. | Anky (thecrankmachine) | 66.98 | 98% | 2016-12-05 |
| 20922. | Azamat (kayoshi) | 66.98 | 96% | 2013-03-28 |
| 20923. | Brandon (bulletblitz) | 66.97 | 87% | 2015-07-16 |
| 20924. | Ahmed (ahmedmoharam) | 66.97 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
| 20925. | jaboyjj (jaboyjj) | 66.97 | 97.2% | 2023-10-08 |
| 20926. | ipawan (ipawan) | 66.97 | 98% | 2023-03-02 |
| 20927. | quantum (sexhaver25) | 66.97 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 20928. | peceful (pecefulpro) | 66.97 | 98% | 2018-11-15 |
| 20929. | Teja (dhteja) | 66.97 | 91% | 2012-09-29 |
| 20930. | maikeru (celtendo) | 66.95 | 98% | 2020-04-03 |
| 20931. | helen (helen624) | 66.95 | 92% | 2011-07-26 |
| 20932. | Chris (chris_p) | 66.95 | 99% | 2023-02-13 |
| 20933. | Jeffrey (shinhwa800) | 66.95 | 92% | 2013-08-30 |
| 20934. | Okiiiieee (acharyas) | 66.95 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 20935. | Adrian (adrianmonaghan) | 66.95 | 95% | 2020-03-05 |
| 20936. | Gjuro (gjuro_eng_key) | 66.95 | 95% | 2023-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |