I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12319. | Nyiela (ncs1020) | 80.40 | 96% | 2022-10-17 |
| 12320. | Arissa (arissahsu) | 80.40 | 95.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 12321. | _-_-_-_ (phelistein) | 80.40 | 97% | 2019-03-15 |
| 12322. | Nick (nickyblade) | 80.39 | 98% | 2022-05-27 |
| 12323. | Max (max_6058) | 80.39 | 96% | 2022-01-26 |
| 12324. | Scotth (simurgh101) | 80.39 | 97.3% | 2024-09-12 |
| 12325. | random (random_guy145) | 80.39 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 12326. | 🐌💨🐢💨🐐💨 (m... | 80.39 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
| 12327. | martin (martin642) | 80.38 | 100% | 2022-09-19 |
| 12328. | Adrian (adrianc04) | 80.38 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 12329. | Harry (thebigherns) | 80.37 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 12330. | Welfegor (welfegor) | 80.37 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 12331. | Christina (peanut0718) | 80.37 | 99% | 2019-06-11 |
| 12332. | Kumar (kumar_thapa1) | 80.37 | 95.8% | 2023-06-02 |
| 12333. | Pushp (tourist277) | 80.36 | 95% | 2022-02-26 |
| 12334. | alex (mimzy1995ns) | 80.36 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 12335. | Anton Yang (golden_794904) | 80.35 | 97% | 2024-04-19 |
| 12336. | Iozza (iozza) | 80.35 | 95.9% | 2024-05-21 |
| 12337. | Ben (bhoman) | 80.35 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
| 12338. | Verstappen (maxchen1020) | 80.35 | 98% | 2022-06-30 |
| 12339. | Hillary (hillzygirl1) | 80.35 | 95% | 2024-03-14 |
| 12340. | Peter (upsala_koy) | 80.35 | 98% | 2021-10-19 |
| 12341. | want_to_improve (speed_impr... | 80.34 | 97% | 2025-08-31 |
| 12342. | Siddharth (siddharth_giri) | 80.34 | 99% | 2020-02-26 |
| 12343. | technonecro (technonecro) | 80.33 | 95% | 2025-12-13 |
| 12344. | Daniel (dragontail) | 80.33 | 98% | 2017-07-13 |
| 12345. | Lolli (lollo2000) | 80.32 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 12346. | Cryptic (cinargamertv) | 80.32 | 94% | 2022-07-30 |
| 12347. | Wtf (ಠ_ಠ) (bahjeng2) | 80.32 | 89% | 2017-01-30 |
| 12348. | Zoro (zororion) | 80.31 | 99% | 2024-06-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |