See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1915. | Max (maxbyl) | 116.29 | 100% | 2025-07-12 |
| 1916. | cรก rรด phi xร o (carophixao) | 116.25 | 98% | 2026-04-04 |
| 1917. | Dominus (dominus_) | 116.24 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 1918. | immikeylee (immikeylee) | 116.22 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 1919. | Charles (clydoscope) | 116.22 | 99.2% | 2024-08-11 |
| 1920. | Nakuj (nakuj) | 116.22 | 99% | 2020-11-11 |
| 1921. | lebron (lebronjaem) | 116.21 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 1922. | doublesync (doublesync) | 116.20 | 97.9% | 2024-08-08 |
| 1923. | triet (trieet117) | 116.20 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 1924. | Exojay (exojay) | 116.20 | 99% | 2020-12-18 |
| 1925. | Briggs (briggs22) | 116.20 | 96% | 2019-07-21 |
| 1926. | Nemsi (nemsii) | 116.18 | 99% | 2020-02-25 |
| 1927. | bmoney (23bmoney23) | 116.17 | 97% | 2022-09-02 |
| 1928. | Clarence (jeffdaddybezos) | 116.16 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
| 1929. | Glory (gl0ry) | 116.15 | 98% | 2021-04-09 |
| 1930. | Jacob (gadekaja) | 116.15 | 99% | 2022-12-01 |
| 1931. | DatHam (ioncube) | 116.14 | 100% | 2022-02-11 |
| 1932. | Dado (top1posto) | 116.14 | 98.1% | 2024-02-20 |
| 1933. | anthony (anthonywspt) | 116.13 | 97.4% | 2024-03-10 |
| 1934. | (dafler) | 116.12 | 99% | 2021-03-30 |
| 1935. | cold hands (coldhands32) | 116.11 | 98% | 2025-08-16 |
| 1936. | Jaaceon (jaaceon) | 116.11 | 99% | 2024-12-10 |
| 1937. | Juan (ufcjuanchi) | 116.10 | 98% | 2023-02-09 |
| 1938. | Youssef (sec5x) | 116.09 | 99% | 2022-10-16 |
| 1939. | a (tinle1307) | 116.07 | 99% | 2019-09-18 |
| 1940. | bzh (bzh_) | 116.06 | 96% | 2025-06-08 |
| 1941. | Qu (bluebird00) | 116.05 | 98.5% | 2024-01-20 |
| 1942. | ๐๐ช๐ฎ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐... | 116.02 | 98% | 2026-02-10 |
| 1943. | Jennie (jeniibearr) | 116.02 | 100% | 2024-08-24 |
| 1944. | Braylin (atlasrising) | 116.02 | 99.6% | 2023-05-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| แ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |