I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9904. | Satheesh (ramuk_looc) | 86.66 | 98% | 2020-05-20 |
| 9905. | franchesca (lmaofranchesca) | 86.66 | 98% | 2024-01-30 |
| 9906. | Liam (liamchan123) | 86.66 | 96% | 2023-04-03 |
| 9907. | Lars (aaberg) | 86.66 | 98% | 2023-01-28 |
| 9908. | jeff (jeffdujon) | 86.66 | 95.1% | 2021-02-16 |
| 9909. | kevin (pepelaugh) | 86.65 | 97% | 2019-03-31 |
| 9910. | cod1r (cod1r) | 86.64 | 97% | 2021-10-13 |
| 9911. | wavy (wavytypes) | 86.64 | 95% | 2021-03-03 |
| 9912. | realstiffy (realstiffy) | 86.64 | 97.8% | 2021-02-14 |
| 9913. | Ian Hovander (cosmiclightning) | 86.63 | 99% | 2022-06-05 |
| 9914. | mr. (mr_maam) | 86.63 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
| 9915. | the_P_man (thepman) | 86.62 | 96% | 2026-05-20 |
| 9916. | Simo (thespeedoflight) | 86.62 | 97% | 2018-11-21 |
| 9917. | Chris (cccxxxl) | 86.61 | 97.2% | 2024-01-21 |
| 9918. | Saul (saulvsoto) | 86.60 | 96.4% | 2021-02-16 |
| 9919. | Ren (yozj) | 86.60 | 93% | 2017-05-17 |
| 9920. | Orchestra (mynameisorchestra) | 86.59 | 98% | 2024-05-02 |
| 9921. | invis (inviss) | 86.59 | 95% | 2023-11-21 |
| 9922. | dsc.gg/uk-train (hellomynam... | 86.59 | 95% | 2022-04-24 |
| 9923. | miranda (tfond) | 86.58 | 98% | 2024-04-22 |
| 9924. | SSim (swain_simon) | 86.58 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
| 9925. | sk (skkk) | 86.58 | 96% | 2020-09-17 |
| 9926. | Jade (rikzjdp) | 86.58 | 93% | 2017-02-22 |
| 9927. | Bandera (bandera_st) | 86.57 | 98% | 2025-07-30 |
| 9928. | Vladislav Ostrovsky (atmsphrx) | 86.57 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
| 9929. | Anjan (beaszt_nix) | 86.57 | 97% | 2019-03-15 |
| 9930. | nothisisleo (leofire) | 86.56 | 98% | 2021-11-06 |
| 9931. | Said Umer (saidii) | 86.56 | 98% | 2023-05-22 |
| 9932. | Kilic (kilicc) | 86.56 | 95% | 2017-05-25 |
| 9933. | Karina (kflorez18) | 86.56 | 98% | 2017-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |