What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
—from Monty Python and The Holy Grail, a movie by Terry Jones
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5600. | spdqbr (spdqbr) | 93.28 | 99% | 2021-03-23 |
| 5601. | Fried (frieddust) | 93.28 | 96% | 2016-08-26 |
| 5602. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 93.27 | 95.7% | 2023-05-20 |
| 5603. | speedll (speedll) | 93.27 | 96.2% | 2021-02-26 |
| 5604. | Reigo (skillzilla) | 93.27 | 98% | 2013-04-04 |
| 5605. | Cam (ocanadia) | 93.27 | 94% | 2016-04-07 |
| 5606. | birb (smallbirb2) | 93.26 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
| 5607. | neunelfer (neunelfer) | 93.26 | 93% | 2013-06-24 |
| 5608. | I (willsvikki) | 93.26 | 98% | 2014-03-18 |
| 5609. | Poke (poke2) | 93.26 | 95% | 2015-07-04 |
| 5610. | Anthony (zhengant) | 93.25 | 92% | 2015-12-09 |
| 5611. | Loneos (loneos) | 93.25 | 98% | 2018-03-10 |
| 5612. | Mark (laz3r) | 93.24 | 96% | 2014-08-07 |
| 5613. | AxiomDestroyer (axiomdestro... | 93.24 | 96% | 2021-11-03 |
| 5614. | SilentHill (gosha666) | 93.24 | 98% | 2022-02-10 |
| 5615. | Brewsto (brewsto) | 93.24 | 97% | 2011-09-11 |
| 5616. | Kevin (itsk3vin) | 93.23 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 5617. | dvorak is better (interplan... | 93.23 | 96% | 2016-04-05 |
| 5618. | harmless (harmlesst) | 93.22 | 91% | 2016-03-22 |
| 5619. | Albert (centari) | 93.22 | 97% | 2013-04-20 |
| 5620. | Ayong (larrylarogapro) | 93.22 | 96% | 2022-05-28 |
| 5621. | Dustin (dsouvan) | 93.22 | 96% | 2013-01-27 |
| 5622. | Kyle (gurthyy) | 93.21 | 100% | 2018-07-02 |
| 5623. | Beige (beigedaddy) | 93.20 | 96.5% | 2023-07-22 |
| 5624. | Lydia (lideeuhh) | 93.20 | 93% | 2012-02-24 |
| 5625. | Potato (riyer) | 93.20 | 97% | 2017-08-13 |
| 5626. | Slimbo (slimbo) | 93.20 | 98% | 2021-08-28 |
| 5627. | Aaron (rileymartin) | 93.20 | 98% | 2020-07-19 |
| 5628. | Djovak (saebilopicke) | 93.20 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 5629. | Sapient (sapient) | 93.19 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 101,991 | 68.17 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 74.58 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 9 | 28.79 | February 15, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 65.09 | February 2, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 82.40 | August 31, 2021 |
| Crow Middle High School | 1 | 33.58 | September 13, 2016 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 71.12 | August 23, 2012 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |