And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2959. | Haksmooth (maznflip) | 121.75 | 99% | 2022-03-10 |
| 2960. | hryu (hryu) | 121.75 | 99% | 2019-10-06 |
| 2961. | - (annefucius) | 121.74 | 100% | 2014-03-04 |
| 2962. | Walter (whunt5757) | 121.74 | 99% | 2021-07-21 |
| 2963. | matt (n0tr4b) | 121.74 | 98% | 2012-01-13 |
| 2964. | appropriate nicknames pls (... | 121.73 | — | 2009-08-07 |
| 2965. | BroCk (playazdiablo) | 121.73 | 99% | 2012-10-17 |
| 2966. | (sputype) | 121.73 | 99% | 2023-05-10 |
| 2967. | Keyboard (beamspring) | 121.72 | 91% | 2015-07-22 |
| 2968. | James Rigor (jamesrigorcela... | 121.72 | 100% | 2013-11-22 |
| 2969. | Steve (haxmatix) | 121.71 | 96% | 2016-04-20 |
| 2970. | Seth (alkanite) | 121.71 | 90% | 2012-11-02 |
| 2971. | Racie (austinrhi) | 121.71 | 98% | 2022-03-24 |
| 2972. | Ryan (potatoz10) | 121.70 | 98.8% | 2023-06-07 |
| 2973. | prplx (prplx) | 121.68 | 99% | 2022-05-10 |
| 2974. | Jim (legerity) | 121.68 | 98% | 2021-11-20 |
| 2975. | joao (cnjao) | 121.67 | 99% | 2022-06-08 |
| 2976. | absolute elsewhere (bibux) | 121.67 | 99% | 2019-02-10 |
| 2977. | dvorak is better (interplan... | 121.67 | 99% | 2019-04-24 |
| 2978. | Michael (mlufkin) | 121.66 | 96% | 2012-01-16 |
| 2979. | lol (derobderob) | 121.65 | 98% | 2022-12-31 |
| 2980. | Hanamichi (tensai91) | 121.65 | 98% | 2014-09-13 |
| 2981. | lol (noobermensch) | 121.64 | 93% | 2014-08-16 |
| 2982. | Pranav (rocky_balboa) | 121.64 | 94% | 2016-08-08 |
| 2983. | Brody (yuumi) | 121.63 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| 2984. | Bryan (alli909) | 121.63 | 99% | 2013-10-27 |
| 2985. | d-Raww (swagtyper123) | 121.63 | 98% | 2016-08-07 |
| 2986. | Bobbatron (bobbatron808) | 121.62 | 98% | 2018-02-14 |
| 2987. | Spiren (spirenz) | 121.62 | 99% | 2021-11-04 |
| 2988. | hi (sobordinatex) | 121.62 | 98% | 2020-10-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |