And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8852. | Kersey (strythio) | 100.69 | 96% | 2015-09-19 |
| 8853. | Veggie Fries (a6yearold) | 100.69 | 98% | 2016-04-19 |
| 8854. | Jarmade (jarmade) | 100.68 | 99% | 2019-02-08 |
| 8855. | Steven (chillster) | 100.67 | 97.1% | 2021-02-28 |
| 8856. | Mayumi (mayumi) | 100.67 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 8857. | Charles (ch1pper) | 100.67 | 95% | 2013-04-23 |
| 8858. | Jason (jpngfile) | 100.67 | 97% | 2015-02-27 |
| 8859. | 1729 (1729digital1729) | 100.67 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 8860. | Jonathan (jonathanstone) | 100.67 | 99% | 2021-07-05 |
| 8861. | Rachel (warm_diarrhea) | 100.67 | — | 2009-02-16 |
| 8862. | Jay (xbleedalkalinex) | 100.67 | — | 2009-06-02 |
| 8863. | (7531246) | 100.67 | — | 2011-02-19 |
| 8864. | Daniel (belakor) | 100.67 | 99% | 2014-02-27 |
| 8865. | Eduardo (keyboard_cowboy) | 100.67 | 94% | 2016-07-19 |
| 8866. | aasd (mudd0000) | 100.67 | 94% | 2013-10-02 |
| 8867. | Nick (typeguy) | 100.67 | — | 2009-08-11 |
| 8868. | Jason (inteluser) | 100.66 | — | 2011-03-28 |
| 8869. | john (primitive) | 100.66 | 98% | 2015-02-17 |
| 8870. | i'm slow (buy_me_a_keeb) | 100.66 | 99% | 2021-01-04 |
| 8871. | Ben (lthummus) | 100.66 | 90% | 2017-04-16 |
| 8872. | Mazin (mmazincham) | 100.66 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
| 8873. | jay! (its_jay_) | 100.66 | 97.5% | 2023-07-13 |
| 8874. | Robby (ribby03) | 100.66 | 99% | 2022-08-01 |
| 8875. | yuh (yuhhhhh) | 100.65 | 98% | 2019-10-19 |
| 8876. | Gnox (gnoxo) | 100.65 | 99% | 2018-01-29 |
| 8877. | Matt (mattlo) | 100.65 | 95% | 2011-08-17 |
| 8878. | Mark (mmh284) | 100.65 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 8879. | Fabio (prosfearme) | 100.65 | 99% | 2021-11-03 |
| 8880. | snipermain (spymain) | 100.65 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 8881. | Hung (hungbui081189) | 100.65 | 97% | 2014-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |