So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19696. | (hajpoj) | 68.35 | — | 2009-06-26 |
| 19697. | (juggle6) | 68.34 | 94% | 2021-05-22 |
| 19698. | badprogrammer (nw20141) | 68.34 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
| 19699. | (the_ginster) | 68.34 | 90% | 2013-05-20 |
| 19700. | (ifadardin) | 68.34 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
| 19701. | (wharup) | 68.34 | 100% | 2013-08-25 |
| 19702. | (mramazing1992) | 68.33 | 96% | 2014-11-22 |
| 19703. | (losingstreakwr) | 68.33 | 94% | 2022-07-14 |
| 19704. | Ash (toomanytocount) | 68.33 | 95.1% | 2021-02-21 |
| 19705. | Luda (ludavis) | 68.33 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| 19706. | (manindersingh) | 68.33 | 95% | 2016-01-21 |
| 19707. | (pookieface) | 68.33 | 98% | 2016-04-09 |
| 19708. | Thiago (toliveira) | 68.33 | 99% | 2011-05-23 |
| 19709. | Csanád (csani_ryan) | 68.33 | 94% | 2011-05-26 |
| 19710. | (rino_gitu_loh) | 68.33 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| 19711. | (huluhuluhulu) | 68.33 | 95% | 2015-12-12 |
| 19712. | (pbang) | 68.32 | 90% | 2014-05-26 |
| 19713. | (rohitsaigeetha) | 68.32 | 96% | 2015-11-09 |
| 19714. | Chris (integrus) | 68.32 | 95% | 2012-11-25 |
| 19715. | (cobbmic) | 68.32 | 94% | 2012-03-08 |
| 19716. | (slunkscene) | 68.31 | 95% | 2017-04-01 |
| 19717. | (oldskoollogik) | 68.31 | 95% | 2021-03-01 |
| 19718. | (acoostic) | 68.31 | 96% | 2022-12-06 |
| 19719. | (turkas) | 68.31 | — | 2009-05-29 |
| 19720. | (jkm711) | 68.31 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 19721. | (pnes_obliterator) | 68.31 | 94.4% | 2021-02-03 |
| 19722. | (nicknewmz) | 68.31 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 19723. | jess (softballchick127) | 68.31 | — | 2009-06-13 |
| 19724. | (butler78) | 68.31 | 93% | 2013-11-18 |
| 19725. | (typokat) | 68.30 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |